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I haven’t had an author sweep me off my feet like this. For all intents and purposes, I’ve been possessed. He’s nestled himself deep in my mind, and I haven’t finished the first chapter yet.

I enjoy listening to smart discourse that doesn’t employ pedantic, pretentious language that covers half-assed rhetoric. Unobstructed language that makes the reader feel smart themselves for grasping such a concept.

I’m more than halfway into the book, and what a piece of shit. Genuinely. What a disgusting, pathetic, horned-up douchebag. I can’t even begin to list all the bad things he’s done. Sure, props for being honest. Did you really learn… anything? My friend just committed suicide. His widow wants to fuck me… Bad. Really?! You then get an erection from some other woman who gives you looks at his wake? Really?!