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not the right thing to be taking away but i’d rather die than kiss someone with “yeasty” breath

“i feel sexy when im his ideal version of me”

the woman at the bookshop said it was very fleshy … and it’s a very good word to describe it

“Always it was so lovely to have a well defined objective and clear parameters for her success”

diva i think u have autism

“She would have liked the luxury of having a mental breakdown but unfortunately, now time mattered again.”

why does this feel like the avengers getting together to save new york

this is your big moment where the whole evil plan comes together … and you’re drunk … surely you save that for afterwards. he’s supposed to be a smart villain

another break up??? i’m sick of this fucking hell

the first part of this book was about finding her best friend sabreen, but like she was rescued and now we have never heard of her again

i’m fucking sick of this … how many times are we going to do this

“Alice, however was still convinced by the impossible mean - the idea that there might exist some perfect line between femininity and subjugation …. the chances this mean existed were astonishingly small, but still Alice clung to this hope. The whole endeavour of graduate school was clinging to vanishingly small hopes.”

you are NOT making a deal with a devil to bring your dog back from the dead??? not finding the people who are trying to kill tou???

rip singer the dog :(

“All her life she had bumbled through social contact like the only actor who’d forgotten to look at the script”

me too girl

omfg kill ur dad and move on with plot

bitch ur an assassin and at the start of the book you were kidnapping to possibly kill loren ... and you don't hit women as its a moral low ... like girl get some consistency

i know this is magic society but like … you’re in the club put those hands away

“how wonderful, truly, to have a friend whose silence you adored.”

all men are evil

maybe the sexiest thing about this man is his ability to consistently parallel park

… she’s like 20 … at uni …. not allowed out of bed after a certain time … still wearing a uniform … but she’s allowed to be absent the whole weekend …. it doesn’t quite make sense ….

“it’s ancient runerian” bitch that is latin. i’m doing a fucking degree in it. it’s latin. this is a niche curse but the mystery language is not a mystery

i still have no idea what he gains from deciding to protect her

“you could do anything if you were delusional”


thanks for the advice i shall internalise it to finish my diss

“Hell didn’t seem much worse than an english spring”

i just get the ick every time i’m reminded she’s a uni student that has to wear a school uniform

huge huge climax … and then we finish up with a birth scene that is supposed to be on the same emotional level … fine ig

i want a sentient house that cares about me - i think the house is one of my favourite characters

500 pages of hating herself resolved by a punishment hike like they made paris hilton do

i’m sorry she told her sister important news about HER SISTERS BODY and is being punished for it??? i’m sorry there shouldn’t be ant debate about it it’s her body?? and the same with the debate about her powers?? idc if it’s done out of concern it isn’t bloody right