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the smartest person in this book is a 9 yr old

blake lively and ryan reynolds reference🤮🤮

27 yr old man saying what the frick💀💀

these grown ass adults keep using CHILD logic🫠🔫
what do u meaaaaan you have to fake an engagement you're like 30 plsssss

saying no to a proposal but keeping the ring is sooo girlboss

"there are plenty of killers in the room but only one murderer" bars

leaving your husband for his brother is diabolical 💀💀

Jesus didn't simply die for my sins, there is a double transfer; he took on my sins & gave me his righteousness.

"it is not simply innocence that gets us into the kingdom of God, it is righteousness."

total depravity = every aspect of everyone's life is tainted by sin (correct)
utter depravity = everyone is as wicked as they possibly could be (incorrect)

"oh no. had I said that out loud?" SHUT UPPPP

i hate this stupid book with these stupid characters and their stupid choices

"a break from our less than 24 hr relationship??" i heart alec

this breakup is so stupid benji what kind of disney super villain ass shit is this???

wow I love pathetic men

"'from the age of 12 to my late 20s I believed firmly in suicide.' if success could be achieved with ease, he reasoned, life was worth living; if not, 'the only sensible thing to do was to sign off'"
goodness gracious brother, damn.

"why give me much when I had done nothing to deserve it, while withholding from those who did?"

"he'll kill hundreds just out of spite, and he calls us monster" preach brother🙂‍↕️

does Spider-Man always have this much of a righteousness complex? maybe it's just this book or I'm so used to fanon Spidey, but holy shit he's annoying.

I love when they say "we are venom"

i think the person trying to kill Xander is his step brother

"being an illuminary isn't something you do, it's something you are"
ok metaphor, period.