Kylie Cain > Recent Status Updates

I’m liking this a lot more than it seems like other people have been? Maybe I’m just not at the bummer part yet, but it’s kinda silly so far

I forgot how great reading about “subtextual” lesbians can be

Someone needs to get this woman and Anna Wineheart in a room together, I think they would really get along

I think this might be the most I’ve written in a book so far

This book has not said woman when referring to a woman ONCE

“He was the meat in a flesh sandwich”
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???? Do people who flirt call other people “flesh sandwich”???? Are they saying he’s buff??? There are so many other ways to say that, why FLESH SANDWICH????

Currently on a six hour layover, so if I don’t finish this by today, I fell asleep

100 pages to go!

You know that feeling when you start running laps in PE and you stop to take a breath after a while and you’re like “wow I’ve gotta be halfway done by now” and you look up to find out that you’re actually about two feet from the starting line? That’s the feeling I’ve been having for about 70 pages

It’s for school, I swear

I had a dentists appointment and finally got some reading done while I was waiting! Expect similar progress this time next week

I have a feeling this is gonna go a lot faster now that I have an audiobook to read with