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Dyyyying 😂 “Then he let his pantaloons fall, and that was the end of the enjoyment…that improbable appendage dangling to the fore. Or not dangling, at the moment, but standing alertly up, all expectation, all dumb demand.”

This book is surprisingly funny at times!

This fic is top tier

Dare I say CHOMPING

I can sniff out a one bed trope from a mile away. 👀 she’s SAT

This is just delightful Sunday reading for me, I’m so happy rn….

“He could not be aroused. They were in imminent danger. There were French malefactors currently stealing her possessions. More pressingly, her arse was on his thigh, and if she shifted backward even an inch, she would make intimate contact with his erect organ.”

This book is precious

Well that was the most homoerotic magic lesson I’ve ever read.

It’s giving me chills (the good kind)

Carrion just casually eating quiche whilst fae watching is hilarious

WHO DID THIS TO YOU? 🫠🤸🏽🤸🏽

Orok the BFG 🫶🏼

Slow going here as per

In which Draco is a terrible spy. Honestly she’d do better asking Trelawney what she saw in the bottom of a cup!

“I already chose you Hollander” 😭😩

The RAGE, oh my god 😡

This fic is so good!

Harry’s just been born and now I have that sinking feeling as I realise I know how it all ends for all of them already. Why did I do this to myself 😭😫

“Sirius?” …… “Yeah?” ……

“You’re magic.” 😫🫶🏼

I have a feeling Grant is gonna break my heart. I love him so much 😩🫶🏼

This is intense.

‘Columba and Aquila’ by Beforetherealbook. I’m so excited for this one!

You guys I am SCREAMING 🫠 this is SO good. It may be niche but it’s my niche catnip. Purrrrr 🤣

Oh Moony 🫶🏼

Having a blast!

If you don’t take this fic too seriously you’ll have a blast!! Certainly having the best Wednesday I’ve had in a while!!

Why am I finding this hard to