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If you DARE hurt him Nicole I swear to god

Absolutely devouring this it’s SO GOOD

Millie’s survival instincts are non existent

They came to the end of the rose garden, where the hedges grew thickest and stupidities might be said most freely. Where terrible incompatibilities stopped meaning so much, because, here amongst green boughs and the rustling breeze, they were just a man and a woman, meandering through a garden, being idiots about roses. 😍

She was blushing and, God help him, he had an erection the size of Bedfordshire!

“Goryhell, do you ever shut up?” Sevro asks. “Just let us get a verb in.”

Sassy Severs is giving me life.

Mafia Draco has me in a CHOKEHOLD. I am unwell

Screamingggg “Sevro. Summon the Howlers.”

Ngl I’m terrified

“I just wanted silence and calm and to read my books” hard relate

📣 I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC

😩 just crying into my sandwich

I nearly DNFd this but then she shot his sorry ass and I grinned.

Gobbling this up

I realllllly want to DNF this

I’m actually so hooked on this story rn

Come on babes I’m rooting for you 😩🫣

Dyyyying 😂 “Then he let his pantaloons fall, and that was the end of the enjoyment…that improbable appendage dangling to the fore. Or not dangling, at the moment, but standing alertly up, all expectation, all dumb demand.”

This book is surprisingly funny at times!

This fic is top tier

Dare I say CHOMPING

I can sniff out a one bed trope from a mile away. 👀 she’s SAT

This is just delightful Sunday reading for me, I’m so happy rn….

“He could not be aroused. They were in imminent danger. There were French malefactors currently stealing her possessions. More pressingly, her arse was on his thigh, and if she shifted backward even an inch, she would make intimate contact with his erect organ.”

This book is precious

Well that was the most homoerotic magic lesson I’ve ever read.