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Throwing stars are my new favorite weapon

We love a wickedly obsessive husband

Ezra just said “my slippery starfish”. When did he turn into Geraldine Grus?

U know I can’t stay away after book 1 going off the rails (in a good way). This will be perfectly listening material for Christmas gift wrapping.

I am slogging through this book. But introduce a little game and maybe it’ll get me.

The humans are always the worse monsters

My other book is hurting my Friday brain so I decided to start this instead. Me reading the dedication: ‘oh no’. Me reading the foreword: ‘lol’. Me realizing there’s character art throughout: ‘cute’ and also ‘okay perf a picture book is where it’s at’.

Now there’s a twist on who did this to you

Is this going to destroy me

Is this kinda cheesy? Love it.

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Just here rooting for my fellow Aquarius

Literally cackling it the clueless commentary

GIRL (rolling my eyes)

Thank the stars (or not) for this comedic interlude. Much appreciated amongst the despair.

Lionel could use some practice with the your mom jokes

I miss the good ole days, can we have some fun please

I forget why I decided to keep reading this series. Oh well.

RED. Kicking my feet screaming. Then laughing out loud next chapter. Happy to be here.

New trope unlocked: he gardens

And the award for greatest mic drop of all time goes to…Lilia ✨

“He had to be at least 30 something” ouch

The cut from the prologue to chapter one was brilliant. In this moment I have the same feeling as when I start a really promising horror movie and that is kind of what I’m here for I suppose.

ngl I want to play this spooky ass version of two truths and a lie

Um what? I did NOT see that coming.

Here we gooooo. I’m here to have my heart broken then (hopefully) put back together again. Also love a book that comes with a playlist.

Roxi and Memnon are adorable I’m blushing.