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I have a feeling this is going to make me cry

Picture this: you’re an antique plaid ottoman minding your business. A random woman gets naked in front of you and calls you hideous. She then commits unspeakable acts to your upholstery. Life is bad.

If I read the word “carb” one more time I’m gonna bl*w my br**ns out

Not looking forward to this

Here we go

So close omg

Tired

Cry

I can tell this book is going to be life changing

Eeeep so good. I want to dive into the lives of these real life people even more after finishing this book.

Guys I can’t do it. The audiobook is so bad. For the girl chapters, the female narrator voices both the guy and the girl and it really takes me out of the story. Same thing for the guy’s chapters.

This is why I haven’t read any books in months

ACK everything is happening at once

Excited for this journey

aaaaaaaaaah so good

A metaphorical bomb has been dropped I’m so excited to see how this ends