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okay bc i have no clue where we are going but i am ready, excited, and present. i also love lark.

oh my god they put britney on lithium honestly what the fuck

i keep pausing and going to look up these moments she is talking about so i can really understand the cultural importance

vegas residency time

you want me to be your dream girl???? FUCK. YOU.

paris hilton savior to britney oh wowwwww

this is where i left off the last time i opened this, will be continuing now

bitch what??????? bye, bye af i’m devastated

i just don’t understand the urgency to settle… it is never that serious to be ignoring blatant disrespect and red flags

describes burbank and glendale as a world of shopping malls and families with a lot of kids. all mall slander is welcome and it’s done well in this

team andrew. even though he does idiot things (like asking are you okay when clearly she’s not and this will make her even more upset VISIBLY) he still clearly is her person

oh palm springs, the dangers you bring

this fmc has a lot of interesting philosophies

why don’t you fuck the bimbo and have the cigarette with me? carrie fisher postcards from the edge quote to kickstart this one, i am intrigued

okay so i’m finishing this tn im tired

running from ur grandma’s whupping, amateur

i’m so excited for wherever this goes

the state of reva’s apartment oh my and the diary w numbers (i feel like it’s her keeping track of her weight but i could be wrong)

i can’t believe it’s not butter mention

“he thought i was frigid, and that was fine with me. fine. let me be a cold bitch. let me be the ice queen”

i cannot get over her mom, i am feeling so much for this girl

her mom is agonizing it is so frustrating, and really it’s sad

i’m back here, i refuse to go another month with this unfinished

the prison code switch is insane but as she noted, it’s survival which is something jack is entirely unfamiliar with

oh jeff … u really fucked up, a BAT????

okay what…

good hair, the dreaded phrase. tbh this entire second date is so red flag and alice knows it but alas

BAP poster girl …

alice taking out $20 from the $50 in her bank account and calculating how she’s gonna live until she gets paid in 4 days is actually the realest thing

so i actually started reading this after i told my friend this trope isn’t really my style which was about 7 hours ago and now im almost done