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“But you don’t get rid of a rat by praying to the gods. You must kill it, poison it”
We support women’s rights and wrongs in this household

Quite ready for this to be wrapped up

Lesbian out here breaking down the root of “panic” coming from the god Pan; you have my attention

Love being so pious that the gods flood your wicked neighbors homes, but turn your lil shack into a temple… and then turn you and your lover into trees for being so dedicated

That’s right boys and girls, we have stags because one man laid eyes upon the naked lesbian goddess’s shoulders

yes Meryl Streep, tell me all about that nostalgic love

Climate change by weird Jeff Vandermeer? Sign me up

Let’s try denying and hiding the nuclear catastrophe; I’m sure it’ll all work out