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wtf his name is lucien is luc prounounced like luce or luke then 😭

Why is it lowkey kind of interesting 😭😭

Genuinely what am i doing with my life atp

he has a bulletin board with the people he stalks

HES SUCH A CREEP WHY IS HE SPYING ON THEM FROM THE SECURITY ROOM THIS ISNT AMONG US BUDDY

also “is that…an eight pack?” 🤓☝️

BRO I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS GOING TO END UP WITH ALL OF THEM WTF

Page 3 and i already think i would rather be the presidents personal toenail trimmer than read this 🙏

I have no hope for this why am i even reading it

The fact that climax of this story relies on the fact that he misclicked and sent a text is so funny to me

i burn you?? 😔🥀💔🔥

Wtf stephen king you advised me to not use foolish adverbs and then start your book with “the door was banging lightly and randomly” smh

Omg gay people exist in this book

this book is always so funny to me lord henry is so goofy he doesn’t believe in people who are pretty and smart

wow they’re so cooked😻

shut up shut up why are they so cute 🤮🤮

i’m genuinely going to start unironically saying copacetic

who tf says copacetic

three AP classes and she’s still ALIVE???!??!?? what a horror

bruh this is making me so freaking angry i just know the review will be like 20 pages

how can something be so great sometimes and the most annoying cringey infuriating thing you’ve ever read other times

i lowkey fear this might not have been as good as i remembered it 😭🙏

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nothing like an impending two star review and an insufferable bitch of a main character 🤗

elektra is so annoying i wish to stab her

i hate agammemnon i hate him i hate him i hate him so much how do you kill your own daughter

like i knew the myth but reading it from her mothers perspective is so awful

agammemnon from dress to impress question mark question mark

i thought twenty pages ago this would be the most mediocre book but lowkey it’s getting interesting