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About effing time Cora did something smdh

Wtf am I reading 😵‍💫

So many random peripheral characters tossed about,makes it a bit confusing.

Oh ffs
I seriously hate this book

Why do authors use a pet to make the character seem relatable or nice,but then they don't take proper care of it.
If Birdy has had him since he was a puppy then why tf is she feeding him people food and doesn't have kibble ?

This has too be the most boring tedious book ever written,lol

I find this authors bizarre need too describe women's bodies kinda gross.
If it was a male author it wouldn't fly,so the same should be for female authors.
The writing style is completely sophomoric and I feel like she should be writing YA books.

Oh ffs is he really doing an Epstein villian character 🙄
A wealthy businessman who owns an island and is in jail for trafficking and dies in jail.
C'mon now 😑

Seriously ?
This blackmail nonsense it utterly stupid.

If the kidnapper is Isaac I swear I will lose it,lol
Just getting an odd vibe with that character 🤔

Margo better be seriously unhinged because otherwise she's just another seriously annoying twit.

About halfway through I got the feeling I had read this already.
I'm still not sure though 🤔

I spoke to soon
If this content happens again I'll definitely DNF this one ugh

Kind of reminds me of Every Day by David Levithan,its good so far.

Kalifornia meets Natural Born Killers,lol

I get the feeling that Karin Slaughter has NEVER actually been around or known any teenagers.

So tedious,the dialog is so flat,if they were actors it would be completely monotone,lol

Technoaggression #273 blah blah blah
This whole book is a literaryaggression 🙄
If he can make up words then I will as well lol
It is as boring as it is pretentious.
I am purely driven by hate at this point too finish it,smh

So someone asking you to hold the elevator is a "technoaggression" 🙄
And them being silent,when they don't know you,is being "entitled" 😒
Then you get mad because she didn't hit the button for her floor immediately so you stalk her by using the stairs and yet somehow SHE'S a b*tch 😑

It's giving major Psycho Bates Motel vibes,lol

If EJ is Tonya's baby who was given up for adoption then I will laugh.

I'm starting to think I have too high of expectations for books.
Common sense says,buy an interior lock as well as a padlock for the exterior when you're gone.
Duh

So the "therapist" violates HIPAA with no qualms ?
Does this author have any clue about mental health care ?
Or the legalities involved in divulging information even if they die.

If this book continues like it is I will shelve it as DNF.
Page 5 nobody has ever overdosed in gummies,lol They may have a toxic reaction or possibly become green sick,but it's not an overdose. 🙄
Page 13 "did they have different sizes ?" She was so tiny. How would she fit in an adult bag ?"
Seriously ? If she's tiny so she will fit with no problem,lol
Maybe I'm nitpicking but c'mon now,do your research.

Omg
This book is literally make me laugh out loud 🤣
It's like one of those utterly ridiculous 80's soap opera's.

Fiction is, if nothing else, improbable,sometimes too the point of being completely ludicrous.

Fatal Attraction meets The Hand That Rocks The Cradle.
It's a bit absurd and over the top so far.

Details matter
"All four tires gone"
Um no a 31 foot rv has 6 tires,not four.

Chapter 43
Huge eyeroll
Beyond ridiculous

So far this is utterly predictable