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strike dear mistress and cuuuuree his heart

passage so fucked up i cried a little and had to take a walk. about to get obsessed with this writer cuz they got the sauce. is pookie on lexapro

"Superman would literally crush Lois Lane's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout"

this is an essay about what would happen if superman tried to have sex. a must read for you dc fans out there. includes an mpreg scenario ft. live batman reaction

short stories that make you say motherfucker i will kill you. so this guy fucks some adolescent girls in their dreams and it heals his estranged marriage to his frigid catholic wife. freddy kreugar on shrooms ego death headass. supposedly this is him rebelling against his conservative background. dumb motherfucker this is just the average principles of a conservative background. hope u die in one of these wet dreams

this one couldve been an american dad episode. im not even going to explain just *looks in paper bag* i dont know what i expected

This next story is a short one thats a political commentary by a florida professor so like not so much sexy more about us imperialism but it does imply that the human protag has to use something called a "lengthener" with his semiaquatic extremely tall alien mistress. was he inspired by the zora in legend of zelda

ok i learned my lesson with simulation and blah blah blah, and i'm going to just do mini updates because if not im going to forget all the fucking individual chapters

in this one a guy fucks an orangutan

its finally happening im gonna finish reading this

Slay

interesting