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I sure did have to google when the Green River Killer was caught

*meme of guy throwing his hands up and saying “I guess”*

Absolutely not. DNF on page 14. I even skipped ahead to see if it stops reading like a Wikipedia entry about a (fictional) crime case but nope.

Side note, there is not a POV in the world I care less about than a fresh-faced, male, recent journalism graduate

Is this a fever dream

This book is perfect if you’re simultaneously really into both Attack on Titan and illuminated manuscripts

wat?

Trying to imagine getting IRB approval for putting someone in a pentagram

Odds of me finishing this by Sunday morning at 10 are low, but we’re still trucking

I am, in fact, reading this in Prue Leith’s voice

The way my face twitched at “Oh, he took a job in industry”

Carl’s Naughty Little Piggie 😂

“I’d always been blessed with one of those bodies that naturally held muscle well” bye.