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The gag reflex 😭😭

“She was a good feminist, she’d told herself, and she definitely couldn’t be bought . . . but if he’d have suggested at that moment that he would have appreciated a blow job, she would have fallen face-first on his cock with an open mouth without a shred of hesitation.”
Me fr

I like Geillis and Rourke is making me giggle and kick my feet

Neo got my back

I’ve spent the very first pages with my jaw hanging open. I’m not new to monster books but this, for some reason, maybe the absurdity, has my jaw on the floor.

I caved in

Babe, you’ve been pregnant since last book, come on

Finally an actual link to the other -actual time(?)- series and the prophecy.

1000 PAGES??????

I might just skip this one

Please don’t tell me she’s pregnant

Grrrr

Another trope I fucking hate. Deep sleep (comas) and insomnia.

Ash

You know what. Fuck you nyktos. This is the stupid trope I hate most.

I really hope this is a dream or something