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Wake me up when it gets interesting?

Significantly better in audio format, especially because he reads like Kronk from Emperor's New Grove.

LUCE! 💀🐕

Book 1 AND Book 2:
"She can't betray me if I betray her first!"
Later: "how DARE she betray me!"

... Y'all.

The sheer amount of disbelief one must suspend to read this is astonishing.

Cannot believe Critical Role made this silliness into a book but as a dedicated Critter, I have to read it. Cheesy doesn't begin to cover it so far though lol

Literally made it to the dedication and was already thrilled.

"To every woman who's had her opinion disregarded because she lacks a certain appendage; who's had her passion brushed off and been deemed 'temperamental'; who's been told to smile, as though she needs to change herself to put others at ease. I put all my feminine rage into this one for you."

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“It is important for a squire to carry a knight’s weapons,” (the gargoyle) said, the words so stoic I wondered if he’d practiced them on the flight back. “I will carry them for you, I will shoulder any weight you give me.”

Why is a damn GARGOYLE my favorite character in this story? I love him.

“The cathedral, its Omens, its Diviners sit on high,” the gargoyle said plainly. “If you only ever look up at something, can you ever see it clearly?”

“Which is more intricate?” he mused. “The designs of men, trying to reach gods, or that of gods, trying to reach men?”

My hammer collided with a chunk of granite. “What is either to the intricacies of women, who reach both?”