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This man talks and thinks as a software engineer and I'm tired to pretend he doesn't. I can (not) excuse not knowing that women are better suited for space travels (Mercury 13, anyone?), but science teachers know that smashing a diamond is ridiculously easy

Can't believe I have to say it but "soft" sciences are sciences

You were doing (despite everything) so good. Sigh.

Atp I'm fairly convinced authors think they'll spontaneously combust if they include GLPs in their books

My voice just dropped two octaves due all the testosterone of this first chapter alone

ayayayayayay

He glared at me in open disgust.

I brought Theresa daffodils.

[...] wishing I could do everything in my life once as practice amd then go back and do it again.

The chicken looked like human limbs, and I couldn't bring myself to bite into flesh.

By the time I found my voice to speak, Jacqueline was gone.

'Thank you, God, for these two good-looking butches' Al and I would lean forward and wink at each other and we'd all laugh for the sheer joy of being who we were, and being it together.

'Did it hurt you the times I couldn't let you touch me? I hope it didn't.'