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If I owned a bank I would be so bragging too

Roman was just not vibing with me so I can’t pretend to be all that surprised really

Yo death threats are so not it my guy, get a real job 😕

He can buy a bank..sir, buy me 😝

At this point I’m only still here for Bridget and Tom

Iris, girl, use that brain of yours, I am begging you to put 2 and 2 together. The missing stuff and suits and the guy having a weird voice? You have no survival instinct girl

Eris, girl, use that brain of yours, I am begging you to put 2 and 2 together. The missing stuff and suits and the guy having a weird voice? You have no survival instinct girl

“you should talk to your kids about tough topics in the car. No one can escape, and you’re also driving, meaning you don’t have to look anyone in the eye as you bring up horrifically uncomfortable shit.” Wait that’s actually so smart (100% gonna do this in the future when I have kids

“Am I off to a good start?” “You already know you’re getting laid, right? You didn’t need to pull out all the stops.” “But I wanted to.” I volunteer to be sally 😔

Sally is stronger then me, I’d be jealous 😭🤝

“people will make you happier than a job ever will.” Mother is mothering

“I know Dad isn’t thrilled about this whole thing.” “But it’s not about Dad, is it? This is about you and what you want to do with your life. It’s okay to disappoint him so long as you’re not letting yourself down.” I love mother 😔🤝

Just take the ears off…don’t make yourself even more cringy I beg 😔

“Lucky for you”—oh god, oh god—“I’m tight with God, and I’ll have you saying his name often. Eventually though, I’d like you to say mine instead.”
Sir you can spit on me and I’d thank you 🤝

“I got some ideas on how you can work off that debt.” If she doesn’t want than I volunteer as tribute

I feel like this place is where they’ll marry at the end of the moment and it’ll be an “important” spot because that’s where their first fake date happened? But I could be wrong :T

Don’t do this to me I’m already crying too much às it is

Don’t this to my wifey Imogen.

Sgayel had to be mean to be nice and I love her for it

Good, loose your nose, hopefully you loose your life next

Not my wife, I’m begging.

cat and dain maybe? 🧏‍♀️

“I’m sure you can considering who you’re sleeping with” I- no comments