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This is going by quite quick.My eyes are failing me now though. More tomorrow

Reading all the Sumner sections in Jack's voice is doing wonders for the general enthusiasm

Yes, I approve

Me eyeballing Cheryl in a manner that says 'You don't get to make that demand, you HIDEOUSLY selfish binch'

'She reminded you of Jenny- it was something in her wanting, so vulnerable and unruly.'

...Keep my name out of your mouth!!!!

I have my suspicions...We shall see if I am correct

It's one of those books where no-one speaks or acts like real humans. The adults or the children. I have no doubt freaks and weirdos will always find one another and that some kids are right bastards but I do feel a lot of times words/actions on show here would in reality have been met with 'what the fuck?' rather than the dreamy complacency or blatant ignorance. That won't move the story along though.

I'm going to bed so incredulous with anger

I'll have to stop for tonight or all of this rage I have inside me and can't take out on Irving Cussen is going to cause all the blood vessels in my eyes to burst like a gasket.

I'm so filled with hate I am blinded by it and you can't read a kindle screen when you're blind.

Well, I wish I could tear a man into quarters with my bare hands. This means it must be a day ending in a Y.

"Frightfully sorry, chaps, couldn't carry on. Saw a ghost."

I am still reading but had to log that the song Highway to Hell came on the radio at the exact moment I was reading about farmland turned into a literal hellscape complete with rivers of fire and winged demons

So turns out my hunch was correct. I didn't know the root cause though so that was a surprise. This story isn't my cup of tea at all as I know now but that's just how it is sometimes.

OK, THE IMPORTANT THING ...being viscerally reminded of one of the things that scared me the most as a child and being hurtled back there?

I can't believe you've done this (DEROGATORY)

I think I understand what's going on here but oh, jail!!! Jail for 100 years for Nat Cassidy for giving Jenny a visual that kicked her like the football!!

This book really does fit me like a nicely tailored coat

Wow [said in the style of Owen Wilson but as if he was mildly perturbed]

I would keep going tonight but the flesh is weak

I am enjoying myself

Just had to take my glasses off then firmly press the palms of my hands into my eye sockets and scream through tightly pressed together lips

$2400 a week. Is that it? Bitch....

Bonkers