Emily McLeod > Recent Status Updates

more than a few recent events mean that this has come in at a perfect time

her biological parents killed his parents,, he killed her biological parents

seems like an even trade to me

why is there a cult?

i did my intellectual read. now i’m just here for a fun time.

other insane concept: only 1.6 billion people on earth

$500 a year being enough to reliably buy “food, house, and clothing … for ever” is an insane concept

this is the most pointless fight i have ever read

i’m growing increasingly concerned about poppy’s hygiene

i need something a little lighthearted and this came in SO we’re going with it

ngl this memoir feels like reading diary entries and it’s a fun time

this was fine and great so far. why does it always have to take an unnecessary, weirdly sexual turn when that has genuinely nothing to do with any of this?

“You are a better man than I”
oop, besties do we remember that prophecy that said the best man on their side of the war (not achilles) would die within two years? crazyyy

i don’t care who he is prophesied to be, this is an EXCESSIVE amount of praise for a 16 year old boy that hasn’t done anything yet

“the smell of the oils he used on his feet”
i’m sorry, why is there always a foot compliment snuck into his little crush moments?