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Everybody’s the torture goblin at some point. For some, repeatedly.

The way this is written is so confusing… but whatever I’m entertained

Aww he’s so fish

Okay new THING unlocked. Mr. Emporer studying Ms. lunar cyborg princess to discover all the parts that were replaced with synthetic ones on her in awe and wonder. #yup

“If it’s all right with you, I’ll be killing you now.” Okay cornball

Prince heist. Sure hope nothing bad happens to anyone… I don’t remember any of this anymore. I think the doctor dies but I can’t be sure.

Everyone has taken their turn as the torture goblin, but I think Scarlet has definitely had it the worst of anyone.

Being psychologically tortured by an 8 year old… god

My pookies

We’ve got space rapunzel and blind Flynn Rider walking around in the desert. We’ve got the big bad wolf bleeding out under the care of Cinderella and Viktor arcane. Red riding hood driving a ship into the moon. AND Prince Charming scheming on how to kill the moon queen.

You know, sometimes I wish we had these problems going on instead of what we actually have going on. Like damn yeah earth is united in fighting people from the damn moon. Kinda cool…

“Wolf are you asking me to be your alpha female?”

“I think I would rather die because I betrayed them, than live because I betrayed you.” MEOWWWW

God this book series shaped so much of me and I didn’t even realize that it was. My love of sci-fi, my taste in men, my taste in women… peak. Truly peak

Holyyyyy ragebait

Bird religion

Okay I love how Jory just keeps punching people.

Never experience a “who did this to you” moment between two grown men.. hmmm things to think about.

Holy torture goblin DAMN somebody’s gotta save this guy. Sold into slavery, forced to kill people to earn a living, and now they’re torturing him again.

There’s no way this is happening right now… too proud to untie a man so he can pee so you take his pp out for him instead of untying him.

Okay somebody’s gotta kill this guy

Okay there’s actually no way. A man sees a funny and intelligent woman and goes INSANE over her. Unbelievable. They’re actually chasing her down

Okay genuinely I did not expect an imposter. That was crazy

I was about to come on here and be like okay that’s ENOUGH politics. But some guy got publicly executed by blood angel??? What the hell dawg I wasn’t expecting that.