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We love that to drag Caesar, they said he was “a man for every woman and a woman for every man”

Classic Clodius - tried to backstab his in-law Lucullus while abroad near Tigranocerta and got captured by pirates. Tried to lie abt who captured him and then was deemed worth so little for his ransom. His political enemies rubbed salt in the wound and said the actual price he paid for his release was…drum roll…his anal virginity.

Ok Pompey having the name “teenage butcher” as his motto when he raised and led an army for Sulla is kinda sick

Every time I post an update for a Roman hx book, I will be giving a fun fact I learned. Today’s was that Sulla was apparently super hot and used his looks to be a super successful gigolo. One of his cougar clients loved him so much that she left him all her money. The other half of his wealth came from his stepmom…

3.5⭐️
Lots of nature prose, a lil doomsday, and a twist at the end that made me so so sad