Tim Byrne > Recent Status Updates

Carter hart: a hockey story

My angel would make 6 leg parlay slips that are absolute locks appear in the middle of no man’s land and all the shitters with me wouldn’t bat an eye

She seriously can’t have been the first person to look into the city and see someone she may have recognized lol

Every time there’s a chapter with venli I audibly go ugh

Imagine if the military was only allowed to exist in concrete, that would be fun

I fear none of my friends have the abilities to leave me a house in Ibiza when they die

Kaladin stormblessed, dr of psychology

What if all my friends sucked and studied greek and committed murder

None of this would have happened if kaladin saw a therapist

Normalize the use of split personalities for varying tasks of importance and difficulty

Kaladin “steal ya bitch” stormblessed

I miss when it was just about the fellas and the bridge. Not all those saving the world hullabaloo

Dalinar convince a shark and a seal to work together

Chapter 18 was literally one of the most magical things I’ve read

Shoutout books that start out comically depressing. Gotta be my favorite genre.

Why do you hate each other? You’re just different colored snakes

I also feel like a bridgeman man because sometimes I miss when all they had to do was carry the bridge

I like when all my silly little main characters slowly start meeting each other :)

I didn’t like the interlude with the old cobbler because it made me sad

It’s like reading pride and prejudice but in the back of my mind I know at some point there’s a big ol monster thrown in the mix

I need so bad to teach a band of men to use the spear in a dark cavern

Oh to lead a band of men who trust me with their lives to certain doom

Carry da bridge

Probably not as fire as I think but “This was not art for art’s sake, but art for the sake of sanity.” Was a bar

Suttree the typa fella to pull up to his aunts house and refuse food then eat a delicious slice of cake and walk home in the rain

Oh sut, smile more my friend! Life is good!

(It probably isn’t in his case)

I didn’t call how this all is going down but I was pretty darn close