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“Tell me about it. She’s already putting on weight, and our sex life has gone to nothing. If this is the future, I’m going to be hammering the hell out of Tinder.” #1) Deepak is a POS #2) So are Deepak and Sumaira matched and he still cheats? 😬

I’d know my man was a lil sassy if he drove a Mini Cooper, ngl

Okay, I predicated that Ellie had something to do with the DNA matches & I knew Richard would have sperm saved, so not as unpredictable as I’d like, but still love it.

I knew it!

“Maybe when you took it back to the basics, that’s what love really was: just being there for someone when the sun rises and sets.”

I hate Christopher so much. I don’t know how Amy isn’t cringed out. He’s such a narcissist 😐

Okay, but why would Jade travel that far without asking? I won’t even drive 10 minutes to a friend’s house without confirming they were okay with it, let alone another country.

Stop, I love Amy. She better be outsmarting him 🥺

Only 76% through before a surprising plot twist: one of the 5 brothers is gay/bi, so maybe she won’t fuck them all.

Why tf would 18-19 year old Krisjen know about tax rebates on land? Here the author goes trying to prove she has more worth than 🐱 and her maternal instincts. 🥱

Here I was thinking Mandy’s weird ass was going to get away with this lie 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ aht aht aht

I hate books that tell you how the characters think instead of letting readers decipher that themselves.

Who tf eats chili without beans? Vegetables like carrots or celery would make it a stew, not beans.

A man wearing any type of makeup could never be my man 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

“Women love being owned by a good man.”

If something else happens to Krisjen’s car that causes her to “have to stay at the brothers house”, I’m writing it off to author laziness 🙄

“To love or have loved, that is enough. Ask nothing further there is no other pearl to be found in the dark folds of life.” -Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

Can’t stop thinking about why Macon would put a $20 on homegirl like she was a stripper 😂😂😂 (even though she was acting like one). She did perfectly describe herself after the post-nut realization, cuz why would you do that??

Burke is to Rosalie as James is to Burke. Tom is the balance for them both is what I'm gathering.

"Sometimes we have these moments in life that no matter how long ago, we remember so vividly.. as if it just happened. Maybe this is our minds way of taking a picture."

"Wherever my eyes wander, I am forever finding you, in all the little things you used to love to do."

"I find you on those backroads that we used to love to drive." <3

"On our darkest day of grief, we find ourselves facing a void that can never be filled. Do we even want it to be? That void in your heart is reserved for the one that you lost and that's okay. It is the only space where they can forever stay."

"I hate the month of May and that feeling I get when spring approaches. The flowers start to bloom. The sun starts to stay and while the world around me sings. I still mourn the loss that May brought to me."

This one hurt my feelings. I lost my mom April 30, 2025. The last day of April. My mom loved spring. My mom loved gardening. I can't believe she passed before her favorite season.

"I always find myself wishing for one more moment with you. One more chance to tell you just how much I love you. One more laugh at all the things that only we thought were funny. And it hurts all over again."

The things I would do to sit on the porch with my mom and hear her laugh at my jokes, her own jokes, or even cheesy ass facebook posts.

"And I wonder if it will always feel as if it were just yesterday no matter how many years go by."

Apart of me hopes so, but then apart of me doesn't.

"I think that when it is all said and done, after we lay them to rest and the people start to leave, the flowers start to wilt and the sympathy cards stop coming, the check ins lessen and the world just keeps on turning... It's like they die all over again and I think a piece of us dies with them." 100%. It feels like how can their world be righted again when mine has been so uprooted now.

"My heart is banking on the fact that I will see you again... I have to."

I want to believe there is heaven so bad and that I'll see my mom again, but the logical side of my brain is always battling me and putting my back into the realm of reality.

"I will always miss you more than I did yesterday, but never more than I will tomorrow, for my life is consumed by the thought that we should have had so much more time together and I will never go a day without you on my mind."

"I will never be guilted into missing my loved one any less just because so much time has gone by. And I will never, ever stop talking about them just because people that I should be 'over it by now.'"