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i cant help but notice that, while im interested in miles' argument, she falls into numerous historical fallacies or reductive claims that only serve to discredit the other parts of her argument

terrifying how immediately i clocked the audiobook narrator from the weird ya supernatural romances i read at 12

she german beaver fur on my raccoon fur till i take out a loan

this is like the second or third time kyle has mentioned guys grocery games... such a funny hyperfixation show

reading this @ work rn... interesting vibe

the pacing is immaculate how am i already a third in

the male vo's nasaly meows were crazy

"Cowboy. I was about to marry an honest-to-goodness alien fucking cowboy." yeah girl this is literally married to the alien cowboy the book what did you think would happen

why is the goodreads cover on here not the new cartoon version. this goodreads cover is crazy.

shesheshen's existential crashout at realizing she cant vore her girlfriend is maybe the funniest thing ive ever read

how am i only 62% in this book feels like its reached the third act five different times

theo why are you this down bad for a FRENCHMAN

hazel the fact that this man is five years younger than you is the least of your issues queen

VIRGIN ALERT

wait this is actually quite cute

coriolanus would win every performative male contest

let the chronological reading of the hunger games commence... surely this cant go wrong

i thought this was lesbians ngl.... i was wrong

hes def a vampire but she should divorce her husband for him

stephen using the serial killer thats on the loose as an excuse to hang out with his crush... hes so pathetic i love him

cant believe arthur is an immanuel kant stan

she met him once (once) for maybe 15 minutes and has spent 4 pages talking about how he smells like gingerbread... girl get a hold of yourself

"'it tastes okay if you close your eyes and pretend you're eating literally anything else.'" prothro core

why did this become a law and order svu fanfic

"'The ocean,' she said, 'is a big lez. I can tell.'" whatever you say girl

rohanne webber how i adore you

for someone that kidnapped her boyfriend willa is really incompetent

okay i take it back this is a good book

i want a hippopotamus for christmas ahh book

its giving sold to one direction