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"Just this, my dear old FRODO: you are miserable, because you don't know how to say good-bye. You meant to leave the Shite, of course. But danger has come on you sooner than you expected, and now you are making up your mind to go at once. And you don't want to. We are very sorry for you."

THEY KNEW HE WAS LEAVING??

"He had a natural mistrust of the inhabitants of the other parts of the Shire; and also he was not disposed to be quick friends with anyone who had beaten his master, however long ago."

Interesting take Sam

"If you don't come back, sir, then I shan't, that's certain."

It's fruity

Pippin you clever bastard

"The wide world is all about you: you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out."

"my faithful Sam."

BLUSHHHHH

"When Pippin had gone, he came and sat curled up at Frodo's feet, where at last he nodded and closed his eyes."

Sam's never beating the puppy allegations

"sat a large man, who seemed to crouch in the saddle, wrapped in a great black cloak and hood, so that only his boots in the high stirrups showed below; his face was shadowed and invisible."

Do I sense a main character

"Sam! Get breakfast ready for half-past nine! Have you got the bath-water hot?"

Pippin YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS STOP BOSSING SAM AROUND

"He waved his hand, and then turned and (following Bilbo, if he had known it)"

Son following in his Father's footsteps

"He had been saying farewell to the beer-barrel in the cellar."

Jesus Sam get it together

HE SOLD BAG END TO THE SACKVILLE-BAGGINSES??

"A wolf is a wolf, whatever face it may wear in the daytime."

"I am just a girl, and you can't keep thinking of me as some faultless saviour, because you are setting yourself up for severe disappointment."

That was surprisingly mature for a sixteen year old girl stuck in a love triangle

"And I don't want to win your hand based on what he can't be for you. I want to win based on what I can be for you. What we could be for each other."

Stop charming me

"And my friends will no doubt stare even harder when they see such a beautiful woman on my arm."

I'm having to age these characters up a lot in my head cause he should not be saying this to a 16 year old girl

Girly there was one rule don't go off the path

So you sent a soon to be 16 year old into the super dangerous woods on her own... Yeah totally not suspicious

"When we're married,"

Sir she's 16 shove off

"And I suppose I must go alone, if I am to do that and save the Shire. But I feel very small, and very uprooted, and well - desperate."

NO ONE CAN SAY A BAD WORD TO ME ABOUT FRODO AGAIN THATS MY CHILD

"I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable. I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again."

Why did this make me nearly cry the idea of Frodo never stepping foot in the shire again is horrific

"Do you mean to say that you, and the Elves, have let him live on after all those horrible deeds? Now at any rate he is as bad as an Orc, and just an enemy. He deserves death."

Frodo you blood thirsty thing

GOLLUM ATE CHILDREN?

Smeagol going straight to murdering his best friend when he never even touched the ring before BUT IT TOOK BILBO OVER FIFTY YEARS TO GET CRANKY SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT IT

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

GET OUT OF THERE FRODO

"A mortal Frodo, who keeps one of the Great Rings, does not die, but he does not grow or obtain more life, he merely continues, until at last every minute is a weariness. And if he often uses the Ring to make himself invisible, he fades: he becomes in the end invisible permanently, and he walks in the twilight under the eye eye of the Dark Power that rules the Rings."

Well that's terrifying

HOLD ON NEARLY 17 YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE BILBO LEFT?

"but his closest friends were Peregrin Took (usually called Pippin), and Merry Brandbuck (his real name was Meriadoc, but that was seldom remembered),"

Where is Sam

"What fun to be off again, off on the Road with dwarves! This is what I have really been longing for, for years!"

He misses his friends, brb might cry