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Shonee
Shonee is 3% done with Detectives in Love
I'm not yet convinced this isn't a repurposed Sherlock fic. If Newt turns out to be ex military, I'm out.
Oct 31, 2025 10:09PM Add a comment
Detectives in Love

Shonee
Shonee added a status update
I need trope. The tropiest trope.
Oct 31, 2025 03:23PM Add a comment

Shonee
Shonee is 18% done with Fish Out of Water (Fish Out of Water, #1)
This book is so heavy-handed about EVERYTHING. JFC.
Oct 20, 2025 04:26PM Add a comment
Fish Out of Water (Fish Out of Water, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 17 of Blitz'd (Evergreen University #1)
Heh, I did NOT expect this to be on some Chani Lynn Feener timing.
Oct 16, 2025 11:57AM Add a comment
Blitz'd (Evergreen University #1)

Shonee
Shonee is starting Crossing Arizona (State of Us #2)
Really want to DNF this. I'm so into angst over past transgressions and one of the MCs having to grovel a bit to get the other to listen to their apology, but there's a lot of stubbornness and "I don't understand why he hates me, even though I betrayed him in the worst ways imaginable *SAD FACE*" going on. Oh, and forced proximity on the part of the offender.

Ion like it.
Oct 15, 2025 01:04PM Add a comment
Crossing Arizona (State of Us #2)

Shonee
Shonee added a status update
I feel like I'm being super picky lately. I've been passing on so many books that I would normally read for the taboo factor. Cheating, bro's/BFF's ex - These things, especially have been giving me the ick.

Anyone else find themselves suddenly filtering out certain things they used to read without issue?
Jun 30, 2025 11:49PM 3 comments

Shonee
Shonee is 28% done with Bratva's Intern (Bratva's Undoing #1)
Oh, no...Wren's an imbecile.
Jun 27, 2025 06:40PM 3 comments
Bratva's Intern (Bratva's Undoing #1)

Shonee
Shonee is 15% done with Finlay (The Wild Edges, #1)
This is bordering on being too emo for me. :\
Jun 25, 2025 11:44PM Add a comment
Finlay (The Wild Edges, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 274 of 402 of Vicious (Villains, #1)
Soft-DNFing this.
Jun 24, 2025 11:45PM Add a comment
Vicious (Villains, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is 25% done with Fire & Ice
Christine, you're right! This is totally SPN fanfic.
-emotionally constipated MC.
-one MC 2 in shorter than the other.
-1 w/green eyes, 1 w/blue.
-MC w/brother spent childhood on the road w/mother not in picture.
-MC likes fruity drinks with umbrellas.

The author should have removed the last 2 things and I would have never known for sure that this was SPN fic.
Jun 21, 2025 07:14PM Add a comment
Fire & Ice

Shonee
Shonee is 5% done with Fire & Ice
I'm listening to the audiobook, and I'm already kinda grossed out.

This firefighter, in the middle of rescuing a child, is thinking about how hot the mom is in her leggings, crying over her son (who is OK, but still).

Am I supposed to like the MC? Because this isn't helping. I'm already close to DNFing.
Jun 21, 2025 12:14PM Add a comment
Fire & Ice

Shonee
Shonee is 28% done with Unfix Me
There are a LOT of aspects of this book that make it hard to be immersed in the story. Like, Sen fell on Kai's dick with his whole body, and there was barely a reaction.

Kai accosts Sen in the shower like a maniac when Sen is trying to leave and jokes about his injured dick. Predator shit.

Later on, Kai throws a taco at Sen, which explodes its taco goodness all over, and they just laugh it off. The taco DIED.
Jun 01, 2025 06:04PM Add a comment
Unfix Me

Shonee
Shonee is on page 158 of 402 of Vicious (Villains, #1)
Serena was garbage before things even went to hell. Wow. I mean, who tf has picnics on frozen lakes?
May 28, 2025 09:12PM Add a comment
Vicious (Villains, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 74 of 402 of Vicious (Villains, #1)
I take it back. Victor's damaged in a way I definitely am not.
May 28, 2025 06:51PM Add a comment
Vicious (Villains, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is 6% done with Highway To Destiny (The Kismet Collection Book 1)
Would a straight man describe themselves having a "tight ass?" That is such a weird phrase to use on oneself.
May 28, 2025 04:56PM Add a comment
Highway To Destiny (The Kismet Collection Book 1)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 52 of 402 of Vicious (Villains, #1)
It's bad that I relate to Victor, right? Guy seems to be emotionally stunted in some way, prone to jealously and possessiveness that he tries to hide. It's directed at people he see's as "his". Even those he just takes a slightly-more-than-cursory interest in are his.
May 28, 2025 04:31PM Add a comment
Vicious (Villains, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is 13% done with Firm Hand (Perfect Hands, #1)
Oh, eww, Rhys got real creepy-mean just now over an innocent joke Cor made about his OWN capabilities (in the positive).
May 22, 2025 10:09PM Add a comment
Firm Hand (Perfect Hands, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is 12% done with Firm Hand (Perfect Hands, #1)
BRO, your dad's friend JUST got out of the hospital, and you're already getting hard over him sipping his morning cuppa Joe???
May 22, 2025 10:02PM Add a comment
Firm Hand (Perfect Hands, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 234 of 432 of Winter’s Orbit
Kiem and Jainan's relationship is like a scab on a knee. Any bold movements and it's bound to start aching and bleeding again.

Gross, but it's the closest thing I can think of.
May 12, 2025 06:00PM Add a comment
Winter’s Orbit

Shonee
Shonee is on page 70 of 432 of Winter’s Orbit
Didn't even make it to 100 pages before the waterworks started. Good job, Shonee.
May 10, 2025 10:52PM Add a comment
Winter’s Orbit

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Shonee added a status update
I put off reading the last 25% of the 2nd book of the NightRunner series for the 5th book of Heartstopper. No ragrets.
May 07, 2025 09:18PM Add a comment

Shonee
Shonee is on page 324 of 501 of Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)
Crying over a soldier I didn't even know. Why did I have to watch him die??? Whyyyyyyy?? T_T
May 06, 2025 09:54PM Add a comment
Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 104 of 320 of Heartstopper: Volume Two (Heartstopper, #2)
I meant to say this on the first volume, but I SWEAR TO GOD, IF THE DOG DIES IN THIS SERIES, I WILL BAKE A CAKE, DECORATE IT REAL NICE, AND THEN THROW IT AT A WALL.
May 06, 2025 04:22PM Add a comment
Heartstopper: Volume Two (Heartstopper, #2)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 249 of 501 of Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)
Seregil's sexual orientation is confusing. There's times in this book where he seems like he doesn't like women much in a romantic sense (Alec even notices), and then there's others where he seems like a horndog.

Every woman he HAS slept with seems like part of a mutual exchange of services (the women - sex, Seregil - info/access), and some of those women he just happens to be fond of.

I genuinely doubt he's bi.
May 05, 2025 02:18PM Add a comment
Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 162 of 501 of Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)
Not Alec FINALLY discovering he has less than platonic feelings for Seregil and then immediately going to a brothel and screwing a sex worker that looks just like him.

I was kicking my feet and squealing earlier, but I think I forgot these two are MEN. They're going to spend their time fucking ~around~ their feelings instead of into them.
May 04, 2025 11:48AM Add a comment
Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 130 of 501 of Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)
IS BEKA MY ACE QUEEN???
May 04, 2025 10:41AM Add a comment
Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 126 of 501 of Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)
SPOILERS

Ok, this book is already exponentially more gay than the first, and I'm only 25% done.

That said, Seregil has also had sex with 4-6 women (the number is fuzzy for ~reasons) in a chapter, and unless Nysander thought to set our man up with magical prophylactics, there's going to be at least one mini-Seregil running around out there in 9 months.

Oh, and Alec got magic-roofied into losing his virginity.
May 04, 2025 01:47AM Add a comment
Stalking Darkness (Nightrunner, #2)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 379 of 479 of Luck in the Shadows (Nightrunner, #1)
OK, we get DEFINITE attraction between the two (well, one-sided) about 2/3rds of the way through the book. I still doubt we'll get a kiss in this book, but the glimpses of something more are enough.

Also, I NEED to know who's behind trying to frame the nobles. and is it connected to the events at the very beginning of the book? 50%-75% was decidedly more exciting than the rest of the book.
Apr 30, 2025 11:07PM Add a comment
Luck in the Shadows (Nightrunner, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 296 of 479 of Luck in the Shadows (Nightrunner, #1)
I'm saying this right here right now - nothing better happen to Micum's girls, or I will burn this book.
Apr 30, 2025 08:17PM Add a comment
Luck in the Shadows (Nightrunner, #1)

Shonee
Shonee is on page 254 of 479 of Luck in the Shadows (Nightrunner, #1)
There's crossdressing. CROSSDRESSING. And a 300 year old wizard who still gets his swerve on because he ain't got time for no damn oath of celibacy. And one of them gets turned into and otter.

This is probably the slowest of slow-burns I've ever read. I don't know if they will every even have a "moment," let alone get together. Am I ready to accept that? Seregil and Alec definitely aren't asexual, so...
Apr 29, 2025 09:33PM Add a comment
Luck in the Shadows (Nightrunner, #1)

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