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sorry in advance y'all i am going to be absolutely obsessed with this for the foreseeable future

ran out of spotify audiobook hours for the month im killing myself

this kinda feels like watching a car crash

mr and mrs bennett when i fucking CATCH YOU

mr and mrs bennett when i fucking GET YOU

alexa play boys bugs and men by paris paloma

lord henry embodying the specific brand of misogyny that only a gay man can have i can't stand his ass

dorian gray: the og evil bisexual

"you too have suffered, i suppose" we NEED to start killing men i'm so serious

"local woman sort of curious what her last straw is going to be"

somebody's gotta kill this guy

gilbert in his little bitch era

anne brontë i was not familiar with your game

it comes as a surprise to no one that i am deeply suspicious of that old man

and what if i said i thought octavia butler was a Seer

as john mulaney famously once said: "do you want me to KILL that guy for you?"

and that's what happens when you don't listen to your wife (eaten by the devil)

i know atticus finch would treat me right

this guy fucking sucks

i don't think people talk enough about how batshit crazy insane this book is

eowyn going 1v1 with the witch king of angmar and WINNING genuinely gets me so hyped i could literally run a marathon

merry and pippin are so real for both being like "i miss my bestie!!!!!" in the middle of a war

♡ FARAMIR MY BELOVED ♡

GANDALF CALLING SARUMAN A CLOWN??? ICONIC

gimli post-battle of helm's deep is giving that onion headline that's like "badly injured man not done partying yet!"

i started listening to the spotify audiobook and andy serkis does a CRAZY accurate orlando bloom impression it's actually making me lose my mind

i think i need to scream for a really long time