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It hit 36 degrees in Chicago today so I think I know what they’re going through

the more I read the less I understand how anyone could've thought this expedition was a good idea in the first place

Man odysseus loves to name drop

“Damn! That stuck-up boy succeeded in his stupid trip,” is fucking hilarious and I will not pretend otherwise.

me when eagles attack the cast of Love Island: Ithaca™️

I swear i’ve been making progress on this I just keep forgetting to update goodreads

I want to love this so much, but I’m nearly halfway though and have shockingly little investment

Stratt I love you.

the jig is very nearly up…

GODDAMNIT CHEKOV’S FUCKING GUN
ahhhhhhhhhh

Lo don’t make me agree with a man. I hate doing that

idk how I feel about that reveal
like
sure
i guess
hmmmm

Lo girl for the love of god get a therapist and stop stressing me out

walk him like a dog sis

Locke vs billiards table, who would win?

Line ‘em up and knock ‘em down Maggie!! Put those possessive men in their fucking place. God I hate the “I own you/you are mine/I will have you” bullshit in romance, it’s not romantic, it’s treating women as lesser and as objects. And that’s on period.

God I love when a FMC likes someone but is still intelligent and doesn’t just go along with whatever the love interest says. low fucking bar but it’s where we’re at I fear

holy fucking plot twist

got me giggling and kicking my feet and shit

well well well, how the turn tables…

he’s down baddddddd

I’m having a lot of fun with this ngl

Did I start yet another book instead of reading the ones I already started? Yes. Don’t look at me like that

“Chapter One: Things Get Worse”
Mr Lynch please don’t do this to me 😭

worst. mother. EVER. when does she die in this?

What I wouldn’t give to be in the head of the person who read this book and thought, “this would make a baller musical”

this book is capital W Weird, but I don’t hate it haha

lowkey Elphaba is pretty funny here,she’s got good banter with Boq and her running commentary is 👌👌