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can't believe girl math goes back up to 19th century Paris, at the very least

i've missed a good (? we'll see ig) weird fantasy, nothing like a bizarre world where nothing makes sense to get lost in

words, words and words (remembering babel my beloved)

so far it's reminding me of the spear cuts through water so i'm excited!

i guess that it's supposed to be metaphorical or allegorical or sth like that but right now it is plain weird, sorry to say

i'm not gonna lie, i accidentally gave the book 5 stars while trying to mark it as 'currently reading' (because goodreads works fanTAStically) but so far i'm loving all of it so imma leave it and we'll see

if all this is just a scheme to find new owners to cats istg

i almost thought i'd made up that scene, i remembered one thing from the book and it wasn't happening, i was going crazy

laura bailey what are you doing here (the Patreon patron acknowledgements list)?!

"had survived audiences with the emperor" as if maia's pov during most audiences hadn't been a mess of social anxiety during the goblin emperor

what girl doesn't

a whole new level of the "whatever your characters most want to say is what they cannot ever say" writing tip

update: no♥️

i can with the mushroom facts (usually i love them), i maybe maybe could with the weird sex narrations (most probably not) but i def cannot with the fungus fetus

oh my god it got so awkward its efficiency dropped i love it

hacks itself and the first think it does is pirate series, mood

gotta love it when the audiobook is cut halfway through

drinking chamomile tea in honor of my boy maia (i miss him)

seriously considering getting the "you looked at me (did you still see me?)" quote tattooed

"there were gods here once" a sentence that in any other occasion would've made me go huh interesting

"it was not because she yearned for his presence" sure girl tell yourself whatever (maria te voy a matar por hacerme leer este libro)

the real tragedy is the daughter's fate please i can't she could've been so happy but alas

that awkward moment when you don't know if the wife's character is hateful because a. just because, b. the author hated women, c. the author hated his wife specifically or d. all of the above because there's no other woman who appears more than a sentence at a time in the book so far

ni leer tranquila puedo (cada 10 paginas tengo que dejar el libro y quedarme mirando el techo un rato)

la vieja propiedad de los cuthbert? tiene tejas verdes??👀

mi cara cuando me tiro 10min buscando el maldito cuadro y el autor y resulta que no existe

never felt more seen (this mrs ramsay keeps getting distracted while reading)

COSTIS I'D MISSED YOU

these kids are a menace i love it