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i almost thought i'd made up that scene, i remembered one thing from the book and it wasn't happening, i was going crazy

laura bailey what are you doing here (the Patreon patron acknowledgements list)?!

"had survived audiences with the emperor" as if maia's pov during most audiences hadn't been a mess of social anxiety during the goblin emperor

what girl doesn't

a whole new level of the "whatever your characters most want to say is what they cannot ever say" writing tip

update: no♥️

i can with the mushroom facts (usually i love them), i maybe maybe could with the weird sex narrations (most probably not) but i def cannot with the fungus fetus

oh my god it got so awkward its efficiency dropped i love it

hacks itself and the first think it does is pirate series, mood

gotta love it when the audiobook is cut halfway through

drinking chamomile tea in honor of my boy maia (i miss him)

seriously considering getting the "you looked at me (did you still see me?)" quote tattooed

"there were gods here once" a sentence that in any other occasion would've made me go huh interesting

"it was not because she yearned for his presence" sure girl tell yourself whatever (maria te voy a matar por hacerme leer este libro)

the real tragedy is the daughter's fate please i can't she could've been so happy but alas

that awkward moment when you don't know if the wife's character is hateful because a. just because, b. the author hated women, c. the author hated his wife specifically or d. all of the above because there's no other woman who appears more than a sentence at a time in the book so far

ni leer tranquila puedo (cada 10 paginas tengo que dejar el libro y quedarme mirando el techo un rato)

la vieja propiedad de los cuthbert? tiene tejas verdes??👀

mi cara cuando me tiro 10min buscando el maldito cuadro y el autor y resulta que no existe

never felt more seen (this mrs ramsay keeps getting distracted while reading)

COSTIS I'D MISSED YOU

these kids are a menace i love it

nothing like a good old dream featuring houdini and some penguins to get you to investigate your brother's murder

si me dieran un centimo por cada libro que me leo escrito por una persona (de ascendencia) latina que menciona un cuento en el que un señor vomita conejos,,,

david be like this is my favoritest person in the entire world, moira, my girlfriend in law. and that's moira's husband, rhys. who's also my boyfriend.

girl pls tell me you're not that dumb

what do you mean dust is a plant

love-hate relationship with han kang's descriptions cause on the one hand the forest ones are amazing but on the other hand why did you describe a gum... not even a special gum, one of the normal ones

not to be dramatic but i could eat elig shafak's writing as dessert i'm so serious