Jenna Hassler > Recent Status Updates

“if you come at miss lion, i will come at you” sorry SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW

“the corn is ripe in the field” hahahah

“i can still see her in the fingerprints she left on me” :’)

100th book of the year let’s goooo 🫡

“whose name was on your jersey?”
“it doesn’t have a name. it wasn’t actually mine. i borrowed it…”
“yeah. we’re fixing that on monday.”

heheh giggling and kicking my feet. i fear i may be obsessed with the sports jersey microtrope

“i left a note. didn’t you get my note?”
alright that’s enough for tonight

“someday…someday i am going to love him in a moment that isn’t stolen”

“you are not replaceable” (sobs)

teaming up with archibald to search for julius caesar tickets?? hahah we’re off to a very fun start

“beg” ENOUUGGHHHHH

“you’re like a rose in a graveyard. i wonder what you could have turned into without the war.” 🥀💔

“in another life, you could be a healer” 😭😭😭

“why don’t you die?” “prior commitments, i’m afraid” IM ILL

“do i know you?” “i suppose you do”…. yeah no im already destroyed

no question about it i am ready to get hurt again

“that makes the third man in fewer months i have assaulted with a book” 😂😂😂