Kelli Hamme > Recent Status Updates

hey!!!!! she finally figured it out and she’s having TWINS!!!! congrats sera you go girl

oop WAR!!!!!!!! (but she’s also still pregnant and has no idea and at this point she’s having the baby on the battlefield??)

ok wait i don’t hate her anymore and this book is great

so much has happened in this 3% and i fucking hate sera so much rn like are you dumb stupid or dumb HUH

this dumb bitch is pregnant and doesn’t know and keeps getting rage bated by this other god? like get a grip pls bye

how do i have 19 hours left in this damn book

the fisherman ghost of christmas past is kinda weirding me out?

last holiday book and last book to get me to my reading goal LFGGGGG

merry smutmas

okay smut on the day after xmas! be prepared to be sick of me on this app because i’m damn fucking SICK 🤒 thanks kris kring

i’m kicking my feet and giggling lol i missed these characters. merry fucking christmas

let me guess.. they bang and then find comfort in each others weird way of thinking and connection on their careers. wooowza

i don’t wanna fucking read this oh my goddddd

calling her vagina “home” has me gagging once again. what in the damn fuck

talking about this woman’s hips and then saying “she would handle me well” actually made me gag what in the damn holiday hell?

can’t wait to finish this in 30 minutes! check back soon 😇

here we go

the candy cane scene was gross tbh good luck with that nasty uti

where’s the smut fr

i guess it’s time to read some holiday smut and drink hot chocolate!! mark my word i will be completing my damn fucking goodreads goal one shitty holiday book at a time

i need to finish this book and i also need a damn fucking vacation what the fuck

just had my raising canes. stomach hurts, bob is being outrageous and this book is so out of left field it hurts my brain

me hopes i finish this before i get raising canes or before my dad crashes this fuckass car. i’ve never met someone who multitasks so much while driving. hopefully reading about casteel falling in love with poppy will be a grand distraction 🤪🤪

yeah i’m locked tf in.. this is from casteels pov???? bye

reading this at 3am while oj is high as fuck running around thinking he’s hulk smash while his legs we’re essentially paralyzed was honestly so great. life is worth living 🤞🏻🤞🏻

CALLED IT YOU SOB. but also this book doesn’t make any sense and i hope poppy doesn’t die because she serves 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

bahahahah WHAT THE HELL!?! i need answers rn. my bet is the handmaiden chick is poppy’s sister by some miracle. this book is crazy and CLEARLY im flying through it

so wordy and so confusing but then it alll makes sense and i love it and hate it at the same time

girl bye. why did i call that he would pull up when she’s about to die. PREDICTABLE!

wait… guys… 😏😏😏