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Caroline and Fisher are ruining the vibe

Immediately, why did i pick up a romantasy book, i know i dont like this genre, what is up with me

these people need to just need to MIND THEIR BUSINESSSSSSSS DAMNNN

…Wasnt the whole thing about the witch trials that they werent actually witches

Not really pulling me in yet

These bitches are fucking GAYYYYYY dont LIE TO ME

The prose is more beautiful than i expected!

get me out of here i say to myself unwilling to dnf a classic

Atticus Finch inspires more carnal thoughts in me than any other man in all of fiction.

picking up the audiobook to speed up my reading

These people being interrogated are so unbelievably rude and snobby that im yearning for an american police detective to walk through the door and shake them by their collars while screaming at them

Shuichi is better than me, i wouldve left my girlfriend in the dust and left anyway

that tweet going “you people cant do anything” bc every single thing makes this dude depressed

My fellow maladaptive daydreaming queen

Holy run-on sentences, batman

manic pixie dream girl alert🚨🚨

"with an impressive sex organ that was like a turkey's wattles, as if he were not a human child but the encyclopedia definition of a cannibal" WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW

So far, we’ve got incest, sex slavery, and pedophilia. I’d like for that to not continue, please.

Im sitting on Hwi’s shoulder like a little devil whispering “betray him, it would be so funny”

please let siona be the main character PLEASE

A whole corrino revenge plotline with new characters and yet??? no irulan?????

this dude is getting shafted by everyone, my god

“And Laurie decided that Amy was the only woman in the world who could fill Jo’s place and make him happy” May this love NEVER find me and instead die in a ditch

Mr. Brooke, get your audacity out of my parlor

Idk how many more “I’m not like the other girls” stories I have in me

Nothing makes me less likely to enjoy a book than having to read in the perspective of an abusive parent

if it was me, i’d be pushing everyone’s mattress into my room and we’re having a continual sleepover

never before has a single change in character perspective brought me such euphoric joy… im jumping up and down yelling YIPPEEEEE rn

i have no idea what is going on

this is such a slog oh my god