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that tweet going “you people cant do anything” bc every single thing makes this dude depressed

My fellow maladaptive daydreaming queen

Holy run-on sentences, batman

manic pixie dream girl alert🚨🚨

"with an impressive sex organ that was like a turkey's wattles, as if he were not a human child but the encyclopedia definition of a cannibal" WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW

So far, we’ve got incest, sex slavery, and pedophilia. I’d like for that to not continue, please.

Im sitting on Hwi’s shoulder like a little devil whispering “betray him, it would be so funny”

please let siona be the main character PLEASE

A whole corrino revenge plotline with new characters and yet??? no irulan?????

this dude is getting shafted by everyone, my god

“And Laurie decided that Amy was the only woman in the world who could fill Jo’s place and make him happy” May this love NEVER find me and instead die in a ditch

Mr. Brooke, get your audacity out of my parlor

Idk how many more “I’m not like the other girls” stories I have in me

Nothing makes me less likely to enjoy a book than having to read in the perspective of an abusive parent

if it was me, i’d be pushing everyone’s mattress into my room and we’re having a continual sleepover

never before has a single change in character perspective brought me such euphoric joy… im jumping up and down yelling YIPPEEEEE rn

i have no idea what is going on

this is such a slog oh my god

Oh book Chani… the woman that you aren’t

Im so locked in, it’s not even funny

had to restart and switch to the abridged vers bc the original felt v bloated to me

why does the dinosaur book have some of the most natural-sounding dialogue I’ve read

Mandatory read upon re-entering dinosaur enjoyment era - GIMME THE HORRORSS

GET BACK TO TUNUVA FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDD

"It's because of that damn phone" but change it to "because of that damn boy" and have a dragon volcano erupting in the background. Siyu... you're grounded for 74 years.

Having to read a hetero kiss scene after hundreds of pages talking ab their platonic, SIBLING-ESQUE bond?? DURING PRIDE MONTH??!!??

Had the urge to read a crime thriller after watching sicario. So far, writing style is nice! But male mc is written like he’s written by a man, dont know if that’s on purpose or not

as a priory stan, v excited to see what ms. shannon serves up this time

WHAT??!!!? IN THE OOKY SPOOKY BABADOOKY IS GOING ON HERE?!!??

Whole solar system of goths and emos and not one hot topic???