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I love a beautifully performed translation

JUST FUCKING GRAB THE GOD BLESSED TIRE CHAINS ALREADY!!!!!!! !!

yeah, marcus is cooking, this is fire

People-pleasing is a disease, ma’am get your bad built butch body the fuck out of my house

1/2 narrators for my library copy of the audiobook does not match the horror vibe (more of a neutral fiction tone)

As someone who teared up at least 3 times while watching the movie, I don't understand why this is dragging so much for me

I'm talking mondo gay

Any woman given the husband stitch after birth should be entitled to beat both her doctor and aforementioned husband to death with cartoon hammers

girl GET OUT get with frank or beatrice and LEAVE HIM

If i asked my husband, after pouring my heart out, if he was happy in our marriage and he went “idk i guess” i would blow up the whole house

So far, veryyyyyy wuthering heights in narrator, theme, and narrative structure - hope it differentiates itself a bit more

Caroline and Fisher are ruining the vibe

Immediately, why did i pick up a romantasy book, i know i dont like this genre, what is up with me

these people need to just need to MIND THEIR BUSINESSSSSSSS DAMNNN

…Wasnt the whole thing about the witch trials that they werent actually witches

Not really pulling me in yet

These bitches are fucking GAYYYYYY dont LIE TO ME

The prose is more beautiful than i expected!

get me out of here i say to myself unwilling to dnf a classic

Atticus Finch inspires more carnal thoughts in me than any other man in all of fiction.

picking up the audiobook to speed up my reading

These people being interrogated are so unbelievably rude and snobby that im yearning for an american police detective to walk through the door and shake them by their collars while screaming at them

Shuichi is better than me, i wouldve left my girlfriend in the dust and left anyway

that tweet going “you people cant do anything” bc every single thing makes this dude depressed

My fellow maladaptive daydreaming queen

Holy run-on sentences, batman

manic pixie dream girl alert🚨🚨

"with an impressive sex organ that was like a turkey's wattles, as if he were not a human child but the encyclopedia definition of a cannibal" WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW

So far, we’ve got incest, sex slavery, and pedophilia. I’d like for that to not continue, please.

Im sitting on Hwi’s shoulder like a little devil whispering “betray him, it would be so funny”