This is the Holy Grail of Romantasy satire, and I can't stop laughing.
"And so the hampster wheel of mortal life spun on, idiot farmers making idiot farmer babies when they weren't busy being murdered and oppressed, until the day one particular idiot farmer child was born. Her name was Alleria Backstory, and there was nothing special about her..."
— May 17, 2026 05:25PM
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