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phoenixLA is 40% done with Shameless Expectations

So… you’re telling me… the woman who “hates being touched” just came from a collarbone massage???

She’s annoying meeeeeee

*gently closes the unfinished book and taps the cover* That’ll do

Oh no, the babysitter and the dad realise there’s only one bed in the hotel room. What are they to do?!?

There’s too much foreshadowing with the 6 year old and this pool 🫣

phoenixLA is 50% done with Milk Fed

Can’t decide if I’m hungry or weirded out

phoenixLA is 60% done with Her Royal Happiness

This is so wholesome I can’t 🥹

phoenixLA is 80% done with Devil's Advocate

I want to punch Ash in the boob.

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