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Well… that’s one way to change your feelings about going to church 💀

Taylor is so funny. 😂 I’ve never snorted out loud over something a character has done in a book before. This book is on the verge of knocking Lights Out into second place for me in this series.

Oh Navessa you’ve truly outdone yourself. I’m in love with this pairing already. I can see the foreshadowing in every word. It’s killing me that even after a decade Lo hasn’t put all the pieces together yet. People who wronged her all conveniently getting karma soon after was definitely just a coincidence 👀💞

She didn’t like the cameras in her place but the thought of returning the favor gets her hot under the collar 🤣 We love a Queen with double standards 💀💞

Don’t you just hate it when you decide to give the nurse you’ve been stalking a ride home in her car after her 20 hour shift and she pulls out the mace? God forbid the man tries to show her chivalry isn’t dead like damn 😂💀

Him saying she started it to justify stalking her and breaking into her house has me sobbing 😂💀

I feel like I owe Effie Trinket an apology. I didn’t realize the people before her were even worse 💀

She may be part of the capitol but at least she’s more empathetic than the psycho Haymitch got.

Omfg!!!! This entire fucking time Lo just genuinely considered them boyfriend and girlfriend. He wasn’t faking shit. He’s really been with her for the past 3 years and this entire fucking time she was the only one who thought of their relationship as fake… that’s actually insane. His poor man 😭😭💔💔

Bruh Lily wants a relationship with this man but she won’t even consider him as an option to help when she’s going through sex withdrawals. Then she wonders why this man thinks that she’s repulsed by him? 💀

I’m sobbing!!! Lily started watching porn in class and unmuted it by accident. Of course after porn stars screaming and moaning fills up the lecture hall the laptop stops responding 💀💀💀

The cherry on top she forgot the mute button existed and was forced to slam the laptop shut to make it stop. Is this book turning into a comedy? 😂

Lo: “Have you slept with anyone in this room?”

Lily internally: *scans the room and immediately spots two men she’s fucked and thinks having fucked two men out of the hundred person class would make her seem like a slut… as if she doesn’t fuck a different man every day*

Lily: “I don’t know.”

She lies because idk sounds better than 2 people to her… wtf is this book? 💀💀💀

Lily slept with someone who tormented her best friend… sex addiction or not that’s so fucked up.

Their dynamic is very weird. It seems like theirs rules but also like they’re just doing whatever.

Also it just feels like common sense to not French kiss if you’re worried about whether or not the woman you’re kissing has given someone else a blowjob recently.

“It was nice of my favorite sister, don’t you think, to fall in love with my best friend? I guess I owe her one.”

Archie is too adorable that is the sweetest thing ever 😭💞

“`She saw Jasper and knew he was looking for her before he knew it himself.’ Their union had been magical thing. Whenever Jasper thought of it, the entire household relaxed into dreamy contentment, so powerful were his communal emotions.”

That is so fucking cute 😭💞

“I remembered my disgust when he’d finally slipped. Rosalie had not been a welcome addition in the beginning—in truth, life had been more complicated for all of us ever since her inclusion—and learning Carlisle had envisioned an even closer relationship for her and me was horrifying. The extent of my aversion would be impolite to share. Ungentlemanly.”

Holy shit Edward is a savage 😂 Rip Rosalie 💀

I’m in love with this book. I haven’t finished it and I want to reread it 😭

Emmett after picturing Bella: Honestly I can’t really see the draw.

Edward: Well I can’t really see Rosalie’s allure either 🖕🏻🙄

I’m actually crying I love their sibling dynamic so much!😂💀💞

Edythe: Maybe your mind work the same way the rest of theirs do. Like your thoughts are on AM frequency and I’m only getting FM.

Beau: My mind doesn’t work right? I’m a freak? 😭

I love them so much lmaoooo

“I’m going to love her someday Jazz. I’ll be very put out if you don’t let her be.”

The way my jaw and Edward’s hit the floor 😭 That is not how I thought their convo would end and so precious I almost cried 🥹

I’m living for subtle differences between this book and Twilight. The dynamic is the same but it also feels so new.

Charlie’s thoughts being partially concealed is such an interesting touch. So he may be a shield too but to a weaker degree than Bella. The fact that her gift is genetic makes me curious about all the parents of gifted vampires. How many of them would have gifts themselves if they had been turned? 🧐

Edward is the king of mixed signals. 💀

“It’s better if we’re not friends.”

Edward the next day: *casually leans against Bella’s truck before striking up a conversation*

Edward used gaslight on Bella but it was not effective 😔👊🏽

POV: When you find an open book but you have dyslexia

The book: “My face is easy to read—my mother always her open book.”

You: “On the contrary, I find you very difficult to read.”

“Edward Cullen is staring at you,” Jessica giggled

The beginning of the end

“Tell me the truth, Hades. You have a Princess Leia fetish don’t you?”

I wish I could say I was speechless as Hades but I legit laughed out loud. 😂😂😂

Hades is a damn force of nature in this book 😳

Damn 😳