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Already crying.

This book is absolutely ridiculous

You ARE a freak

Obama vampire

This is a really fun dynamic.

Did not expect the slur

No, they're gonna do the thing I don't want them to.

They’re so mean to Mr Hyde. I’m trying to decide if it’s justified.

“…the face of Hyde sat heavy on his memory; he felt … a nausea and distaste of life…”

I love this book

“ If he be Mr. Hyde”, he had thought, “I shall be Mr. Seek.”

I might love this book.

Oh no. First sentence, “ Mr. Utterson the lawyer was a man of a rugged countenance…” we’re back to this.

“President James Garfield was the poster boy of rectal feeding.”

“‘ To call someone an asshole is really bragging him up.’”

No mention of my glorious king Joey Chestnut?

This lady is so weird but I love it. “ While a seaman might survive the suction and swallow, his arrival in a sperm whale’s stomach would seem to present a new set of problems.”

Never knew there was so much to learn about spit.

The first name is Fords Deep Waters. I don’t have hope.

Bro like why is this actually good? Giving major Goosebumps vibes.

Groovy

I’ve noticed this book is apart of a series. I don’t think I shall be continuing it.