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Brad getting Devon pepper spray to throw on Constantine. I wish he would. I fucking wish he would

If I hat the physical version of this book I would throw it across the room and SHOOT AT IT FIVE TIMES

If i had the original version of this book i would throw it across the room and then take a gun to SHOOT AT IT

I want to cry of frustration. Why. Constantine has NOT EVEN ONE redeemable quality and people make things up to make concessions for him. WHAT?

Im starting to suspect I never really liked this series i jist really really loved Brad... he was funny and charming, all these other characters are dull as fuck

THIS IS NOT ONE OF BRAD'S BOOKS BUT HE'S STILL THE BEST THING IN IT. How does he do that omg. I love you Brad

22 pages in and this book has already pissed me off.

I really, REALLY dont like devon and constantine:( aside from the obvious, devon hs suffered so much, and i fucking hate this. WHAT the hell. He deserves the best and this piece of stinking shit is calling him pet, i want to erase him from existence

Im not loving this one as much as the previous ones, but i gotta say that making Catalina the villain and wanting Raul back bc they were mates once is kind of super dope and im digging it

I need luna and reese to happen I NEED IT

This is so funny i want to kill myself laughing is just not enough

I love how Brad has two lives, like there are literally two versions of it what!!! And the entire book was adapted to fit into the narrative. I fucking love this so fucking much

I love brad cause he does exactly what i want him to, every fucking time. Like i would react the same way he does to everything. I want to strangle Raul tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking die already

How fitting that in the only peaceful moment for Caleb and Theo everyone else chose violence

They're so cute and so fucking insufferable i love them

Waaiiiiitttttt OLIVER AND WREN??? gosh, yes!!!! Yes please!!!!!! Right this second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought sth would happen between him and freddy but forget about that please make him be with themmmmmmmmm

Apart from the fact that Caleb woke up and chose violence, gotta say that their friends are kinda fucking annoying. Dunno. Maybe its jist me

JSJSJSJAJSJS GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SO!! DENSE!!!! I get it but i dont, but i do. Its my own fault for reading a book about teens LOL. I wanna punch theo in the face but not too agressively, maybe just shake him real hard. The worst part is, i think i was like this when i was younger

I'm reaching the point of exasperation in which I just want to chew my kindle. If none of these DOOFUSES these DORKS these DUMDUMS talk about their feelings im gonna lose it

Mmm what is going on?? I feel like they've taken steps back for the sake of "more plot"... i get that theo's dad isn't cool about the whole thing but the first book ended in such a good note!! With theo calling caleb babe, and stuff :( what's happened?? :(((((

I want to even out sienna's red hair with her skin USING MY FISTS fuckingbitch

I love elise cause she aint giving a fuck about theo liking her old crush, she's like YASSSSS my yaoi ship is turning into realityyyyyy, my super christian goody-two-shoes male friend likes a BOYYY YIPPEEEE

YASSSSSSSS overthinker rep lets go!!!!!

Cute and all but why do they sound 13 if they're supposed to be 17? Lol my 15yo sister would absolutely destroy the fuck out of these kids with one glance like... or maybe she's just a bully but these kids dont sound 17 at all to me

Ok it really isn't funny anymore, who the fuck is Noah? Imagine being so surrounded by plotholes that you have to create a character that appears out of nowhere and knows how to solve everything LOL writers nowadays really be resorting to anything

We're leaving "ok so there are definitely some technical problems but that's ok" territory and reaching "this is not making any fucking sense lol" territory. What the hell is happening? WHY has no one showered or taken a piss in 3 days? What? The? Fuck? The timing of events is all over the place🤣 girl who planned this???? Also i hate this vampire shelter or whatever, i want them outta there ASAP

ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME

IM GONNA—I SWEAR TO GOD—

MY EEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEES MYYYYYY EEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS I SHOULVE LET THIS DIE IN 2017 WHY DID I HAVE TO—FUCK

I dont get why i should feel anything towards this couple. They are just two sick fucks who do some sick shit, and can somebody tell me where is Adam's personality?? cause i certainly cant find it

I need to cleanse my eyes with clorox and get a lobotomy ASAP