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This is some of the worst smut I have ever read.

If I have to read one more line about a ruined shirt, I'm going to flip out

The male gaze has entered the chat

He's losing me

Oh god

When is it gonna get good

This book should be called "Terrible things Aliena endures that are promptly ignored by every man she interacts with"

This novel is brought to you by Girl Bosses™️ written by men. #girlsgetitdone

I'm a little peeved this story collection starts with an excerpt from Swamplandia and includes the character that ruined that whole novel for me. I don't understand why this book was published after Swamplandia yet one of the short stories is pulled from that full novel

I really don't get the hype

I'm not saying this is bad, but I'm not getting the hype. Also if I have to read about William's debauchery further, I might snap

All these people surprised that King is mentioned in the Epstein files have clearly never read a King novel. My quality of life would greatly improve if I didn't have to read another slur or perverted comment by him. (I would be less critical if he ever directed those comments to the white men in his novels but he doesn't)
Also, I checked this out from the library so King isn't directly getting my money.

Pervert alert. This is like the bastardization of Dracula thus far, realty deal and all

I'm only reading this because I'm a good friend and it was suggested to me. However, this surely was written during King's coke phase because why is chapter 1 called chapter 2 as well with a new pov? Also, he stays being a pervert. How come he never describes men's bodies but I can tell you with 100% confidence what every woman in his novels looks like. Every man might as well be Man (tm)

I honestly don't know what to think