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he's rich, he's spoiled, he's whimsical, and he's even gay. what's not to love?

i think eric was gay for mike maybe

alexa play maybe this time by kristin chenoweth and lea michele

this is a straight up banger i cannot lie

forced to get my english degree reading beowulf, born to read wattpad-published riverdale esque murder mysteries

i forgot australian people existed for a minute and now this entire book is being mentally narrated to me by sam campbell

im so nosey i wanna know who max magus is so bad

patric the swag you have is unmatched

i need this book injected into my veins

im greatly enjoying 'grand theft auto: the psychological examination'

literally cannot put it down

i can feel my frontal lobe expanding rn

i just want to lock in, right now, before i finish this book, that bentley is for sure a murderer and has rancid vibes. okay that's all i just want to be right later.

the whole thing is so bizarre and yet. damn. consider me compelled.

hannah you are CRAZY girl. affectionately. i think.

she's describing her road trip to meet her serial killer boyfriend and damn did it make me yearn

hannah girl ur crazy (though perhaps painfully relatable)

one of the books of ever i think

*sonic voice* whoa he's bisexual i didn't know that!