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it's like watching your best friend be in love with a mediocre man. girl i support you but it hurts

great news I hate Rochester, the constant negging is triggering my fight or flight tbh. I don't even care about homeboy's tragic backstory. Like intellectually, perhaps, but emotionally I haaaaaate. babygirl you deserve better than been groomed by an old man. saying this with my modern sensibilities etc etc -

man shocked he is not swooned over by the virtue of existing more at six

the prose equivalent of asmr

nooo why are you telling random people your plan to assassinate the most powerful man of the nation are you STOOPID. I know they won't likely betray her just *because* they are also oppressed, therefore they are meant to be allies by default according to authors but people can be nasty. just once can I have a character who acts like she's actually afraid of her own thoughts he is MANDATED BY HEAVENS ffs

this is what romantasy authors think they're writing

you get a nice little house in the country and work at a library I would not even ask questions tbh carry on as you were

the unicorns are the xanax if you will

love that Helena has been called Helen at least two times and then you fuck up that bad that you call her Lee........ bro. who tf is Lee. this is pissing me off so bad lol hachette you have no shame
anyway part 3 but i'm exhausted I don't know that it needed to be 900+ pages

so many typos in this fucking translation I'm so so so sick of everyone cutting corners everywhere

I think I remember there's some twist as to why he requested her but right now it feels just so random without the fanfic background. I always complain enemies to lovers are never truly enemies but here he's truly the scum of the earth, so I will add the caveat that I need enemies to lovers that are actually on equal plays lol. Mutual abuse must take place, thank you.

ok this is a metaphor for suicide isn't it

why does she has to be sixteen though..........

maybe he's growing on me. I love cowardly characters who try their best

i love when there's the same paragraph twice in a row, edited differently. now i have trust issues with all the authors leaving copy and paste ai prompts in their books. what's the editor doing babe?

lapse in judgment... idk what I thought would happen when I bought this lol

oh this is a post-apocalyptic medieval ok makes sense now

Meh

I'm liking it less and less that's unfortunate. I should be prepared when I go into "medieval horror" to meet it where it stands but on the topic of rape it's just not working for me.
Also I'm so sick of random french words thrown in there give me a break with your verge 😂

every time I start to like Thomas he has some Thoughts and it weirds me out

thank god they don't have access to cocaine

rip to that farmer guy, he did the most to the big eel