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Does this dude think about anything but his balls? “My balls hurt” “my nuts are tight” “blue balls is a real thing” I don’t fucking care??? I hope they explode and it’s extremely painful, you’re so annoying

I usually don’t rate things if I DNF them but if I have to DNF this I’m gonna rate it anyway and it’s getting a 1 star

If the author could find anything to write about other than sex this would probably be a good book

What is she even talking about

“As I walk inside, the skirt of my dress brushes her limp hand, which she withdraws instantly. Mrs Able, I muse, is a woman who has never held a penis.” Who the fuck thinks that in this situation? Why would you think that?? Why would you write that sentence and go hmmm yes this makes sense I think I’ll keep this sentence in the final publication. Wild.

What even is this

Exposition grandma is on the scene to make sure you were able to keep up with the plot, that would be helpful if it weren’t extremely predictable and easy to comprehend