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Mom? Who the hell is this woman’s actual mother. 50 or 60 years has nothing on Gertie apparently.

I’ve been thinking Shelly is the real culprit for a while now, but we haven’t seen much of her and Monica is looking really sus right now. The only other person is Gertie and I’m sorry, she’s got a messed up hip and is much older. She’s not killing anyone.

“Is it possible? I’m a meth addict and don’t know it?”
Girl what??? All these characters are pissing me off but Abby is next level.

What if Monica isn’t actually pregnant…

I’m going to go out in a limb here and say Monica is Abby’s secret sister. That’s my initial guess. There is something off about them looking alike. I’m sure how she got hired as Abby’s assistant has something to do with it too.

I had a dream that included starting this book, so here we are.

Naomi can’t seriously be this dumb right? Is she really going to try and pick up Teddy when there is a Protection Order. She’s never going to get custody at this point. I’m BEYOND pissed off.

…so I just needed to finish the sentence to know she didn’t go shit her brains out, but my mind went straight to laxatives. Not sorry.

Girl! Someone broke into your house and put laxatives in your kombucha. Be so for real. It was probably Cora lowkey.

Veronica is gonna die.

If there is another woman, it’s either Ashlyn, Cheryl, or Cora for obvious reasons.
(If you read these updates and haven’t read the book, I can imagine your confusion. I am simply talking to myself here 😅)

Off the bat, the husband is definitely lying, but somehow he’s not going to be the worst character. Since the only other two we know is Naomi (narrator) and Teddy (her 5 year old son), I’m gonna blame the 5 year old. But I want an unreliable narrator like Never Lie soooooo bad.

Do not question my choice to pick up this book.

What I didn’t count for is Daisy = Gretchen. Holy shit.

New theory: Slug = Randy. I think he killed Brandi in high school and possibly Bonnie. It’s possible that Slug pretends to be his friend Tom, the doctor, just to make it hard to trace back. I don’t know though 👀

So to the reader, Mystery Man = Tom. Also pretty sure Dr. McHottie is the same guy…maybe. But either way, I have read enough of these books to know that it’s not this simple. I know damn well that Randy is suspicious and Kevin should have stayed out of Sydney’s life after the first chapter.

At this moment, I think Tom is Mystery Man/Dr. McHottie (yes, real placement names of someone we don’t know at this point). Or Tom is Randy.

I’m trying so hard not to DNF this book. I lost the mood the second I started it. Glyndon is so boring. Killian is completely opposite of her and I can’t fathom how these two complete one another. I think I’m gonna dip ya’ll.

Here is my theory: Nate knew about Addie’s dad’s death and how it happened. He manipulated her into a relationship because he knew that she would fix his problem with his wife. Eve kept saying that Nate is good at lying and I think he planned this whole thing. It’s a set up and I can smell it.

“Not since Hudson helped me kill my father.” HUH??? I beg your finest pardon? This on top of the clear obsession Abbie’s got. I don’t wanna tolerate her anymore.

I feel like I’m not suppose to like Abbie, but I don’t really mind her. Eve though … 🙄 she pisses me off in so many ways. Also the amount of times she talks about shoes, it’s got to mean something. Though turtles were a big theme in The Coworker and every mention got me more pissed off. Same here with shoes. Also Nate is the bad guy 1000%

What if it’s the neighbor? The one that took the perfect neighborhood garden from Debbie. What if the neighbor is trying to set Debbie off to make her go crazy cause she knows her past? What if this neighbor wrote drafts to make her look insane so she would lose her job? What if she is interfering with Debbie’s husband‘s job too? It might be a bit too obvious, but what if…

Ada? The quiet one? No wonder we hadn’t heard much from the kids. Even if we did, it was mostly on Nico. I still think Enzo is a dirty liar, but I guess it runs in the family.

Finally made it to Part 2. I’m not even that shocked tbh. The biggest piece that pisses me off in this half is that Millie won’t confront Enzo straight up. It was clear he was lying for A WHILE. I’ve been sus since their wedding but he seriously lies to her twice, she clocks his shit, he lies again and Millie runs with it. UNBELIEVABLE. Like girl, beat his ass and stop pretending you trust him 🙄

Part 1 Complete.
What do you mean you don’t know who you killed? Millie! You have to get out of NY cause I don’t think anyone around you is who you think they are. What do you mean “who did I kill last night”?!?

Book 4 out of 5 complete.
OH SHIT! It’s happening. Logan is in the know and he’s FURIOUS! I have been avoiding spoilers but i heard that this story doesn’t have a happy ending. I’m scared for my life. I have hope for Lana but that girl is crushed right now.

Book 3 out of 5 complete.
Lana is getting a little too comfortable as she rushes her killing spree. There is also no way Hadley is going to be able to keep Lana’s secret. The next book is called All The Lies so shit is about to hit the fan.

Book 2 out of 5 complete.
“Tell me, princess, are you afraid of the Boogeyman?”
No. She’s not. But I am. Girl, was caught off guard and now she’s gotta fight this man while also not looking like a trained killer. Good luck, Lana.

Book 1 out of 5 complete and boy is Lana FUCKED. There is no way Logan isn’t going to be pissed and the girl working for him just found out Lana is not who she says she is. I really don’t know how’s she’s going to lie her way out of this one IF she can.

It’s gotta be Alejandro. Sarah has the hots for him obviously and she has a history of having the guy’s she likes doing some dirty work for her. Just Saying 🤷🏼‍♀️