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thats a horrible name for a restaurant

nvm the cat is ok!!!

HE KILLED THE CAT FUCK YOU

oh her brother needs to DIE....

see kids, this is why you pay attention to ur lessons!

Blueberry ☹️….

Diptyque L'Ombre dans l'Eau...WRITE THAT DOWN!!

Allan!!!!

im enjoying this one more than the first tbh and im blaming Samantha for that!!!

oh bunny......i've missed you// LMAOOOO

that was 7 parts that started with "Kit"

I TOLD U TO NEVER TRUST A BRITISH PERSON (this was very predictable come on…)

SAY "Perfect Diego" ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU.

WOW. SLOW DOWN WTFFFF LMAOOO

while i like this cast more that mortal instruments..........there's just so much talking...........the ratio of plot to YAPPIN' is severely imbalanced

im so underwhelmed :/

that personality switch........i dont like that. this is feeling very much like generic romantasy but just with lesbians......which is all to say that this writing is not good.....but at least there's lesbians?? idk just real an education in malice tbh

never trust a british person-

so she has the whole 9th floor to herself, yet they decided to give her a room on the 9th floor but also the same room Aliz is in but if she has the whole 9th floor she could literally just go to another room?????????????????????????????????? also the fact that she's somehow bit in the human dorms is sus but like in a real stupid way

carpet in a pub is VILE

coming back 2 pages later to add on-
so far this really lacks subtlety. its really playing into every vampire and dark academia trope. basically just checking off a list if im being honest. i fear even the sapphic part of this wont save it but we'll see...

girl...she just said its BEEN MISSING FOR CENTURIES.......

idk if its because im reading an ARC but there's so many errors and inconsistencies....im a bit annoyed. also these are the most generic vampire rules ive seen its giving 2010s YA. my expectations for this are in hell at this point

this girl sucks at being undercover

CAN SHE SAY THAT???

idk why but i thought this was gonna be nonfic…..fuck it we ball

a visit to the seaside to cure melancholy????

that's kinda camp LOL

the maids are all fujo-ing out!!!