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okay I’m vibing with this a little bit more now

this is too serene… I feel like we’re about to be A Woman Under the Influence’d here

wow… Mrs. Van Hopper is kind of a bitch

I need this to be my life

my friendship I was close to comparing the one written about in here to was actually not nearly as cool. he was just cynical most of the time, whereas these people are so layered and dreamy. damn

ts so beautiful that it’s almost making me miss someone I very much should not be missing 😭

this making me feel emo already

zomg

How has this book progressively gotten better with each chapter…

I drank too much ube iced latte on an empty stomach to be focusing on this rn but I’m gonna impulsively go to a hot spring tonight after work cause that’s what I need rn

My job has been getting fucking insane this week… I really need to start reading not only when I’m here but at home too!

😥

You can tell I’m working a shift with my temp agency (I’m a temp leasing agent) when I update on here that I’ve actually been reading… I think I need to read more in my free time too though tbh

no offense to Ulysses but I had to put it in my DNF… this book on the other hand? I’m already fucking hooked

I’m only a few pages in and this is already engrossing and horrifying in a way few books I’ve ever read have been

Molly Bloom kinda serving the first manic pixie dream girl ever kinda? also obsessed with how the grammatical person keeps changing (well not 100% obsessed with it but trying to convince myself that it’s a fun stylistic choice on Joyce’s part)

this is already blowing my mind with how kaleidoscopic everything is… I feel like no one can call themself unpredictable ever again after reading this shit. oh also! scrotumtightening! cuckquean! agenbite of inwit! contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality!

wow i’m plowing through this lol

jesus I got so far on this book I started today cause work was suuuuch a breeze and I had hours upon HOURS to just sit and do nothing lol

okayyyy lesbian time?

oh back to this bleakness lol

bro when I was at page 131 and she said “[a]n action I had been deeply thinking about, the transformation of the connotation of certain words” I was like oh fuck… I know where this is going 💀 alright Joe strap in but then she didn’t end up talking about it and actually smartly skirted around most of the things we already know about Easter while revealing new things many of us didn’t know… slay

can this kinda be my life please I’m begging

alright so I’m only reading this because I bought it for my brother for christmahanukkah and I wanted to make sure it wasn’t poisonous… so far it’s exceeding any possible expectation I could’ve ever had

plzzzz don’t tell me Vanya is about to be a #stalker girl… I’m too tired for this

already invested, this has Agatha Christie-level pacing

oh wow okay that last chapter? now my thoughts on this are even more conflicted lol

with every sentence this book gets cuter and dorkier

this book so cute and dorky

motharfuckar it is true 🧐