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if you gave this to me when i discovered wattpad i would have started convulsing from excitement

just had a patient that liked to hide her lightly shitted tp in her bed ❤️

i came back with the milk blushes

i went through the trenches in the span of 100 pages

sometimes I think about how my childhood dog probably thought we left him forever when we moved countries and how he died before I could see him and then I die

burp

“Is that you, Alec?”

andd goodbye

I hope Simon gets executed

Gang daddy moved to storygraph so I won’t be as active on here anymore if at all

I’ve never told anyone how much I actually love starting a new bottle of deodorant

we’re so back

The concept of having to play sexyy red music to stay awake while doing assignments

TERU FUCKING DIES????

just read the most beautiful, jaw dropping, flabbergasting james and cordelia fic and saw the author hasn’t updated it since 2023

teru it’s everywhere

sometimes i think of the book that was promised to release back in 2021 and never was like a wife thinking of her husband that was lost in the sea

the lion is struggling

everybody it’s time to wish daddy a happy birthday

guys daddy needs recs that are like any of cassandra clares books / series

one of my classes is haunting me so bad that i dreamed about having to write an essay with 50 million words this morning

i really hope they don’t mess up the hananene kiss scene 💔

“The older I became, the more material there was for you to bring up against me as evidence of my worthlessness; gradually you began really to be right in a certain respect.”

you’re hilarious

tb to the time i cried for hours after i read the night circus because it wasn’t real

5 page paper due (i don’t even have one page done) two tests back to back, three hours of sleep combined in two days i’m losing my mind

epithelial tissue secretes and lines the organs i say as they drag me to a padded room

do you guys think we’ll see my glorious king nanami in jjk season 3

guys please don’t set the hounds on me i promise ill read over the weekend

I HATE CITING PICTURES I HATE CITING PICTURES I HATE CITING PICTURES I HATE CITING PICT

second day and i just found out i got put in all honors someone please slime me out ❤️

“you asked me recently why i maintain that i am afraid of you, as usual i was unable to think of any answer to your question … because even in writing this fear and it consequences hamper me beyond the scope of my memory and power of reasoning.”

first paragraph btw