Lex Lemon > Recent Status Updates

Hmmm. I don’t think I like Barbie.

GOOD FOR YOU DABNEY

Listen, if my husband’s name was Drum, I’d want to divorce him too.

Y O U-

Wait, the Wisdom Ceremony is actually so cool.

God, I missed Paulius

GO BOYS GO

This is starting to give off Queliot vibes, and I’m here for it.

All this over a soup recipe

OK Montgomery, you’ve earned my respect.

MONTGOMERY HOLY SHIT

I do love that Montgomery’s vibes towards Kenna are consistently the meme of the dog going “I know what you are.”

What if we kissed in the hospital waiting room while our boss lies dying on the operating table?

I KNEW the Philosophies were a cult.

I love a good selfish hero. Kenna’s only saving this restaurant so his crush can be free from his debts. Love to see it.

I love that Kenna’s big revelation is going to be that he wants to become a chef.

I like Paulius. He reminds me of Willy Wonka.

I’m not sure I quite understand the world of this book, but I AM intrigued

So like…how much time has passed? I thought we were still in January, but now it’s graduation. What did I miss?

We were so CLOSE

Talk about things going from bad to worse.

Vampires with L names who long to be human seem to be the theme for me this year.

NoooooOOOOOOOOOO

I too would choose vampires over math

Faith better be “just a friend,” Lucius…

Lucius, get back to Jessica RIGHT NOW. That’s your WOMAN.

Seeing him drink blood is what convinces you he’s a vampire? Seeing his fangs wasn’t enough for you?

A vampire horse girl. Now I’ve seen everything.