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Wearing gloves as a professional pianist because you don’t want anything to happen to your hands…mhm

Okay… I’m gonna say something that might piss people off

Beating men with a bat should be allowed at least twice a month…

Could not imagine being this down bad over a fucking house.

One thing my mother gave me is the ability to not gaf about the kind of house I live in. Staying in dank hotels and tents on vacations as a child, instilled in me that is really is just a place to sleep. It’s not that deep

Her first mistake is trying to live in Washington DC.

The only thing special about it is that’s where Night at the Museum 2 was filmed, and Ben Stiller went in every museum.

doing the tandem read between this and the audiobook.

i have this condition where if i hear an accent for a prolonged amount of time i start to do it myself unknowingly. so if you can imagine me doing a derry irish accent randomly… not great.

idk why I have this notion that irish people are inherently cooler than americans. this book is slowly showing me that’s not the case. talking about “mercury retrograde,” and “taylor swift being a doctrine”

Sold sold sold. Cover is so chic so cunty. It’s like Derry Girls except the girls are mentally ill and cynical.

Also, they have finally found an Irish narrator to read an Irish book. SHOCKING. No longer shall I be racist towards my Irish brethren on Audible. Sláinte

Horrible horrible horrible

Sage (main character) refers to her nightly routine as lying in bed reading sad AO3’s to purposefully make herself cry… Who gave her the rights to my life story?

Don’t you dare reference The Holiday with Jude Law looking like that

(Started the audiobook) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AUDIBLE, PLEASE HIRE ONE FUCKING GUY WHO’S ACTUALLY BRITISH TO DO THE NARRATION. These god awful interpretations make me racist towards British people.

Also, mentioning Pirates of the Caribbean and saying Elizabeth Swan was their bi awakening. 100p. Thank you for acknowledging that.

“She resonates with me. With most women, I think. A female of great power. Wisdom. Rage. Women? Oh, we’re angry about everything.”

Still don’t know who tf Baba Yaga is but alas

Kind of weird and I like it… Hudson Williams is going to gag the shit out of this

Hudson Williams making me go places I wouldn’t go with a gun… reading a play (he is starring in the movie adaptation).

Hey guys, checking in. Yea once again I have just been reading gay Heated Rivalry fanfic and not reading this book.

I will try my best to tap back into this today…Just need to stay off twitter.

I don’t gaf that I am listening to this book on tape and saying I’m reading it. Sue me!!!! For the horrors I’ve endured listening to it, grant me this pass.

The daughter’s name is Mel but wants to be called Juice… what the hell?

The way these supporting characters all hate on smoking cigarettes, would really hate to see my friend cousins and I on a night out. Grow up and smoke a Marlboro red

What the hell, sure. Catherine and Heathcliff are as horrible as I remember.

I have already read this book but I want to now look at it again but with Jacob Elordi drunk goggles on.

If you saw a hot blonde girl crying in the AMC Danbury theatre at around 4:45ish on Sunday, mind your business.

The hold heated rivalry ao3’s have on me right now is negatively impacting my ability to finish this book. Slowly but steadily I will get there, trust

Sensing some special tension between Azriel and Bryce… The theory that they are mates will really throw a wrench in my plans for Azriel and Elane in ACOTAR 6 so

1315 pages into this series and they finally get jiggy wit it

Idk how I am reading so much today… did my mom slip an Adderall in my morning coffee

All they do is talk about how this chick has a nice rack and it makes me want to kms

Okay I said I started it and never did because I read Heated Rivalry for the 20th time. Don’t you judge me!!!

Notes:

1. A girl named Bryce as the main character means you need to carry some gravitas
2. If I hear “gods damned” one more time
3. They’re talking about sending emails? You think the Fae use Outlook…🤔
4. Crescent City University… why do I feel like this is Mville adjacent?