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Hey guys, checking in. Yea once again I have just been reading gay Heated Rivalry fanfic and not reading this book.

I will try my best to tap back into this today…Just need to stay off twitter.

I don’t gaf that I am listening to this book on tape and saying I’m reading it. Sue me!!!! For the horrors I’ve endured listening to it, grant me this pass.

The daughter’s name is Mel but wants to be called Juice… what the hell?

The way these supporting characters all hate on smoking cigarettes, would really hate to see my friend cousins and I on a night out. Grow up and smoke a Marlboro red

What the hell, sure. Catherine and Heathcliff are as horrible as I remember.

I have already read this book but I want to now look at it again but with Jacob Elordi drunk goggles on.

If you saw a hot blonde girl crying in the AMC Danbury theatre at around 4:45ish on Sunday, mind your business.

The hold heated rivalry ao3’s have on me right now is negatively impacting my ability to finish this book. Slowly but steadily I will get there, trust

Sensing some special tension between Azriel and Bryce… The theory that they are mates will really throw a wrench in my plans for Azriel and Elane in ACOTAR 6 so

1315 pages into this series and they finally get jiggy wit it

Idk how I am reading so much today… did my mom slip an Adderall in my morning coffee

All they do is talk about how this chick has a nice rack and it makes me want to kms

Okay I said I started it and never did because I read Heated Rivalry for the 20th time. Don’t you judge me!!!

Notes:

1. A girl named Bryce as the main character means you need to carry some gravitas
2. If I hear “gods damned” one more time
3. They’re talking about sending emails? You think the Fae use Outlook…🤔
4. Crescent City University… why do I feel like this is Mville adjacent?

Gun to my head, I guess I have to stop re- reading the heated rivalry series.

Let’s see if this shit compares to TOG and ACOTAR… i’m scared