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GIRL YOU CANT PUT PUDDING THERE. THE YEAST

This shit has gone off the rails in the past ten minutes.

A woman allowed to have stretch marks???? Be still my beating heart.

You really want me to believe a man that was shot like a week ago and dying of infection a few days ago has the energy to sustain fucking?????

I probably seem unhinged at work but the entire confrontation with Emma's father is forcing me to hold back my laughter

"I am a special snowflake with delicate and easily hurt feelings."
Honestly, same Caroline.

If this is what passes for sexual tension these days...

I can tell why Rosamund is not over Hugo.

"Call me Grim, Isla."
What a terrible word... worn with pride. Still, the name suited him.
I'm sorry, my eyes nearly rolled out of my head.

Hoo-boy. The main question is: will it be better, worse, or equally bad as Fourth Wing?

I wish this had just gone in chronological order rather than bouncing every so often to the present, because right now I cannot feel settled in either parts.

She's mad he's read her intentions... like he doesn't have a backdoor into her head?????