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The emotional whiplash this book is giving me #humbled

I don’t understand how I can 30% in and already be torn to shreds. This has to be illegal

IM SUING 😭😭 ALICE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME IM IN PAIN!!!!

MOM CAN YOU PICK ME UP IM SCARED😭😭 if anything happens to my babies I’m SUINGGGGG

I’m so sat for magical sibling trio & coming of age 👏🏻🐒

Saturn boy is dark and mysterious and painfully easy on the eyes, in case you didn’t believe that by now. Our FMC is physically incapable of walking in a straight line or avoiding anything that’ll make her stumble, and he’s somehow always there to catch her. She’s feigned escape now at least twice and I believe we’re working on a third. Wizards? Cat? Overdone food imagery just like all the other books?

Sardonic word count: up to 6. Saturn boys eyebrow(s) will not stay in a neutral position and remain arched or cocked at all times. The dreaded “good girl” trope has reared its ugly head. Spent the whole first part of the book hearing about her hair hitting her shoulders and now we hear it’s at her waist. Swell of her breasts has also appeared early. Hated the entirety of Capitol Dieci.

Word count for “sardonic” as an adjective for the MMC is up to AT LEAST 4. I haven’t kept count but I’ve observed this heavily. Also I’m kinda bored lowkey

dam made some headway in the tree stand this am LOL

I feel like the crying cat meme rn

It always be the bitches named Martha. Girl WHEN I CATCH YOU🫵🏼

Alice Hoffman is a helluva writer. Between the Dovekeepers and the Owen’s, she has crafted vibes of pure magic- femininity ebbs from the pages. Magic of women, oppressions misplaced, love undone and bound again. Breathtaking!