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“You will NOT insult my family, asshole,” I yelled. “The naked body is a beautiful thing. Balls are nothing to be ashamed of. My uncle Joe, who also goes by Captain Nude-man, is the kindest and most lovely person I know. One more crack about his wrinkled testicles or being a nudist and I will take you out, Dick.”

"Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing."

Who needs sleep, anyways? 😂